“Alcohol - Because no good story starts with someone eating a salad”

“Alcohol—Becasue no good/great story starts with someone eating a salad” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many posters. “ALCOHOL—Because no good story starts with ‘So…I was eating a salad…’” was cited in print in 2010.
 
“Alcohol - Because no good story starts with someone eating a salad” was cited on Twitter on September 6, 2011. “Alcohol, because no great story starts with someone eating a salad” was cited on Twitter on September 24, 2011.
 
“Coffee because no great story ever started with someone drinking water” and “No great story started with someone drinking water” are related sayings. “Beer because nothing actually happened over coffee” is a similar saying.
 
     
JoyReactor
anon
16:00:00; 30 Mar 2010
ALCOHOL
Because no good story starts with “So…I was eating a salad…”
 
JoyReactor
anon
16:00:00; 30 Mar 2010
VODKA
BECAUSE NO GOOD STORY STARTS WITH
“THAT ONE TIME I ATE A SALAD”
 
Twitter
Belinda R.
@DuchessBells
Alcohol - Because no good story starts with someone eating a salad.
10:40 AM - 6 Sep 2011
 
Twitter
Lauren Heres
@laurenheres
Alcohol, because no great story starts with someone eating a salad
10:21 PM - 24 Sep 2011
 
Twitter
Court✨
@courtneysmallze
Alcohol: because no good story starts with someone eating a salad
7:19 PM - 5 Oct 2011
 
WeKnowMemes
Alcohol Because No Good Story Starts With That One Time I Ate A Salad
– NOVEMBER 11, 2011
   
Facebook
Alcohol - Because no good story starts with “That one time I ate a Salad”
Joined Facebook 11/11/2011
 
Twitter
Ankita
@devils_disciple
ALCOHOL…. Because no great story starts with “someone eating a salad…”
4:47 AM - 23 Jan 2012
 
reddit
No great story starts with a salad, huh? (i.imgur.com)
submitted November 2, 2012 by deejay_reich
   
WeKnowMemes
Alcohol Because No Great Story Starts With A Salad.
– NOVEMBER 19, 2012