A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 22, 2013
“Alcohol - Because no good story starts with someone eating a salad”

"Alcohol—Becasue no good/great story starts with someone eating a salad” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many posters. “ALCOHOL—Because no good story starts with ‘So...I was eating a salad...’” was cited in print in 2010.

“Alcohol - Because no good story starts with someone eating a salad” was cited on Twitter on September 6, 2011. “Alcohol, because no great story starts with someone eating a salad” was cited on Twitter on September 24, 2011.

“Beer because nothing actually happened over coffee” is a similar saying.


JoyReactor
anon
16:00:00; 30 Mar 2010
ALCOHOL
Because no good story starts with “So...I was eating a salad...”

JoyReactor
anon
16:00:00; 30 Mar 2010
VODKA
BECAUSE NO GOOD STORY STARTS WITH
“THAT ONE TIME I ATE A SALAD”

Twitter
Belinda R.
‏@DuchessBells
Alcohol - Because no good story starts with someone eating a salad.
10:40 AM - 6 Sep 2011

Twitter
Lauren Heres
‏@laurenheres
Alcohol, because no great story starts with someone eating a salad
10:21 PM - 24 Sep 2011

Twitter
Court✨
‏@courtneysmallze
Alcohol: because no good story starts with someone eating a salad
7:19 PM - 5 Oct 2011

WeKnowMemes
Alcohol Because No Good Story Starts With That One Time I Ate A Salad
– NOVEMBER 11, 2011

Facebook
Alcohol - Because no good story starts with “That one time I ate a Salad”
Joined Facebook 11/11/2011

Twitter
Ankita
‏@devils_disciple
ALCOHOL.... Because no great story starts with “someone eating a salad...”
4:47 AM - 23 Jan 2012

reddit
No great story starts with a salad, huh? (i.imgur.com)
submitted November 2, 2012 by deejay_reich

WeKnowMemes
Alcohol Because No Great Story Starts With A Salad.
– NOVEMBER 19, 2012

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, October 22, 2013 • Permalink