“I don’t drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. So I’m not an alcoholic, I’m spiritual” (or “I don’t drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. Therefore, I’m not an alcoholic, I’m spiritual”) is a saying that has been printed on many images.
“I don’t drink alcohol. I drink distilled spirits… So I’m not an alcoholic. I’m spiritual. #DrunkNSassy” was posted on X/Twitter by Drunk & Sassy on September 4, 2012. “I don’t drink alcohol. I drink distilled spirits; therefore, I’m not an alcoholic. I’m spiritual” was posted on X/Twitter by Crystal Patterson on September 9, 2012. “I don’t drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. Therefore, I’m not an alcoholic, I’m spiritual” was posted on X/Twitter by Melissa S. on September 10, 2012. “I don’t drink alcohol; I drink distilled spirits. So I’m not an alcoholic… I’m SPIRITUAL. @someecards” was posted on X/Twitter by David Voth on September 18 2012. “I don’t drink alcohol; I drink distilled spirits. Therefore, I’m not an alcoholic… I’m spiritual” was posted on X/Twitter by David Voth on March 26, 2013.
“I don’t drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. Therefore I am not an alcoholic, I am spiritual. - Dean Martin” (also shown on an image) was posted on X/Twitter by Jeffrey Scott Whisky on December 4, 2019. American singer and actor Dean Martin (1917-1995) never said it.
X/Twitter
Prince 💡
@faywinks
I: Bloody alcoholic!
Bike man: Am not an alcoholic.i only get high on spirits.dat makes me a pastor with spiritual highness.
9:02 AM · Aug 18, 2011
X/Twitter
Drunk & Sassy
@DrunkNSassy
I don’t drink alcohol. I drink distilled spirits… So I’m not an alcoholic. I’m spiritual. #DrunkNSassy
10:41 PM · Sep 4, 2012
X/Twitter
LadyBlade
@ZitaHarber
I don’t drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. So I’m not an alcoholic. I’m spiritual.
5:57 AM · Sep 5, 2012
X/Twitter
Mr. Perfectly Imperfect (he/him)
@Mr_3LastNames
I don’t drink alcohol. I drink distilled spirits. So I’m not an alcoholic…I’m spiritual.
12:33 PM · Sep 5, 2012
X/Twitter
Crystal Patterson
@PetersPumpkin76
I don’t drink alcohol. I drink distilled spirits; therefore, I’m not an alcoholic. I’m spiritual.
6:49 PM · Sep 9, 2012
X/Twitter
Melissa S.
@redmenacebiker
I don’t drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. Therefore, I’m not an alcoholic, I’m spiritual.
4:59 PM · Sep 10, 2012
X/Twitter
David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
I don’t drink alcohol; I drink distilled spirits. So I’m not an alcoholic… I’m SPIRITUAL.
@someecards
2:41 PM · Sep 18, 2012
X/Twitter
David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
I don’t drink alcohol; I drink distilled spirits. Therefore, I’m not an alcoholic… I’m spiritual.
9:47 PM · Mar 26, 2013
X/Twitter
Julio Trenard
@jutreme
I don’t drink alcohol. I drink distilled spirits, so I’m not an alcoholic… I’m spiritual
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
9:41 PM · Jul 17, 2014
X/Twitter
Whisper App
@Whisper
“I don’t drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. So I’m not an alcoholic I’m just spiritual” http://bit.ly/1g4Py5K
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
7:00 PM · Aug 22, 2014
X/Twitter
David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
I don’t drink alcohol. I drink distilled spirits.
So I’m not an alcoholic, I’m SPIRITUAL.
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
3:20 PM · Nov 27, 2015
X/Twitter
Jeffrey Scott Whisky
@jeffscottwhisky
I don’t drink alcohol
I drink distilled spirits
Therefore I am not an alcoholic,
I am spiritual
- Dean Martin
#whiskywisdom #whiskyquotes #JSW
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
11:50 AM · Dec 4, 2019
X/Twitter
SerendipityBWZW🇧🇼🇿🇼
@SerendipityBWZW
I drink distilled spirits, not alcohol
So I’m not an alcoholic, I’m spiritual
Ok lemme see myself out
7:16 AM · May 25, 2020
iFunny
drinksdrugsndonuts1_2021
20 aug 2021
don’t drink alcohol drink distilled spirits So am not an alcoholic… m f***ing spiritual!
X/Twitter
AK47
@NoFilterAnjali
I don’t drink alcohol, I drink spirits.
I’m not an alcoholic, I am spiritual.
12:24 AM · Oct 19, 2021
X/Twitter
𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐎𝐋𝐖𝐎𝐂𝐇™🇰🇪
@OneOlwoch
I don’t drink alcohol, I drink spirits.I’m not an alcoholic, I am spiritual. Know the difference.
2:04 AM · Oct 19, 2021
The Patriot Post
MAY 18, 2024
I’m Distilled Spiritual
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I don’t drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits.
Therefore, I’m not
an alcoholic,
I’m spiritual.