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Entry from May 18, 2024
“Since we can’t use those beer rings anymore, I’ve been choking turtles with my bare hands”

Plastic straws and plastic beer rings have been banned in some places because they pollute the sea and choke the fish and turtles.
     
“since we can’t use those beer rings anymore i’ve been choking turtles with my bare hands” was posted on X/Twitter by tanya on October 11, 2022, and this received over 64,000 likes. “since we can’t use plastic straws anymore i’ve been choking turtles with my bare hands” was posted on X/Twitter by Khalasified on October 18, 2022. “since we can’t use plastic straws anymore i’ve just been choking turtles with my bare hands” was posted on X/Twitter by tanya on October 11, 2023, and this received over 20,000 likes. The jokes have been printed on several images.
 
   
X/Twitter
tanya
@Tanya_Sabrinaaa
since we can’t use those beer rings anymore i’ve been choking turtles with my bare hands
4:17 PM · Oct 11, 2022
   
X/Twitter
Restrepo
@s_restrepo_n
since we can’t use those beer rings anymore i’ve been choking turtles with my bare hands
2:19 PM · Oct 12, 2022
 
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BuzzFeed
@BuzzFeed
“since we can’t use those beer rings anymore i’ve been choking turtles with my bare hands” —@Tanya_Sabrinaaa
buzzfeed.com
31 Funny Tweets By Women That Made Me Laugh So Hard I Got A Stomachache
“since we can’t use those beer rings anymore i’ve been choking turtles with my bare hands” —@Tanya_Sabrinaaa
7:10 PM · Oct 16, 2022
 
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Khalasified
@npckhalas
since we can’t use plastic straws anymore i’ve been choking turtles with my bare hands
9:16 AM · Oct 18, 2022
   
Facebook
Sammy Kowall
October 24, 2022 at 11:52 PM ·
Since we can’t use those plastic six-pack rings anymore… I’ve been choking turtles with my bare hands!
   
Facebook
Thomas Sullivan
December 30, 2022 at 10:30 PM ·
Since we can’t use plastic straws anymore. I’ve been choking turtles with my bare hands
   
iFunny
Donnyballz
21 apr 2023
tbhaggins @Tanya Sabrinaaa since we can’t use those beer rings anymore i’ve been choking turtles with my bare hands PM - - Twitter for iPhone
 
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tanya
@Tanya_Sabrinaaa
since we can’t use plastic straws anymore i’ve just been choking turtles with my bare hands
2:28 PM · Oct 11, 2023
     
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henchbeaver
@henchbeaver
“since we can’t use plastic straws anymore i’ve just been choking turtles with my bare hands” is my next tramp stamp
3:54 PM · Oct 11, 2023
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Facebook
Chad Cook
October 13, 2023 at 9:57 AM ·
Since we can’t use plastic straws anymore I’ve just been choking turtles with my bare hands.
 
X/Twitter
J-KA$H ☧
@JxKASH
Since we can’t use plastic straws anymore I’ve just been choking turtles with my bare hands
🥤🐢😵
12:17 PM · Oct 18, 2023
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iFunny
DarthMaulOfficial
1 nov 2023
since we can’t use plastic straws anymore I’ve just been choking turtles with my bare hands
   
iFunny
iaintpageantmaterial
22 nov 2023
tanya @Tanya Sabrinaaa since we can’t use plastic straws anymore i’ve just been choking turtles with my bare hands
 
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Jody King
@JodyKingX
Since we can’t use plastic straws anymore, I’ve just been choking turtles with my bare hands.
1:44 PM · Jan 16, 2024
 
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Ragnarof, devourer of souls
@Alg0randDude
Since we can’t use plastic straws anymore I’ve just been choking turtles with my bare hands.
4:37 PM · Feb 22, 2024
 
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Rothmus 🏴
@Rothmus
(“since we can’t use plastic straws anymore i’ve just been choking turtles with my bare hands” is shown on an image.—ed.)
1:24 PM · May 17, 2024

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