“I’m on my way to work… PLEASE KILL ME” is a work saying that has been printed on many images. “494 bumper sticker sighting: ‘Please Kill Me: I’m On My Way to Work’” was posted on Twitter by Nicole Netland on May 13, 2008.
   
     
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Nicole Netland
@nicolenetland
494 bumper sticker sighting: “Please Kill Me: I’m On My Way to Work.” I had an immediate lol moment, then a little sad reflection.
10:29 PM · May 13, 2008·Twitter Web Client
   
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Jess
@YayToast
OH: bumper sticker: “On my way to work… PLEASE KILL ME”
9:11 PM · Aug 28, 2008·Twitter Web Client
   
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Daphne Abernathy
@DaphneA
Bumper Sticker in front of me: On my way to work… PLEASE KILL ME.  You and me both buddy, you and me both… *sigh*
8:17 AM · Jan 5, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
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Kevin Decker
@Kvindkr
I just saw a bumper sticker that said ” On my way to work… PLEASE KILL ME” I don’t think I would be flying that flag in this day and age.
9:56 AM · Jan 25, 2009·Twitter Web Client
     
Tacoma World
Bumper stickers seen on a Marine Corps Base
JJ Customs
Jan 26, 2010 at 9:03 PM
I had one made that I have on my back window that reads: “Please kill me on my way to work”
     
The Patialawallah
Friday, November 2, 2012
Delhi’s car owners and their fascination with weird bumper stickers
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10.  On my way to work… PLEASE KILL ME (umm, no, we won’t. If we suffer, you also suffer)
 
Google Books
Blue Sky for All
By Rumni Saha
Bloomington, IN: AuthorHouse
2014
Pg. 124:
December 12, 2013
“On my way to work, please kill me”—read the bumper sticker on the car in front of me.
     
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Mackenzie Gilmore
@MackG98
Just saw a bumper sticker that said “on my way to work please kill me” and I’ve never identified with something more
3:17 PM · Sep 24, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
 
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•KimD•
@delapenak
Just saw a bumper sticker that said “on my way to work please kill me” LMAO
4:19 PM · Apr 7, 2019·Twitter for iPhone