“There are only two absolutes in life: friends and vodka. And the best times usually involve both” is a vodka saying that has been printed on several images.
 
”As one of my friends says, ‘there are only two absolutes in life: friends and vodka, and the best times usually include both’” was posted in a 2007 blog. ”There are only two absolutes in life: friends and vodka. And the best times usually involve both!!” was posted on Twitter by Subir Arora on June 11, 2009. The origin of the saying is unknown.
       
     
The Student Doctor Network
Pre-med = No social life?
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May 14, 2007
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As one of my friends says, “there are only two absolutes in life: friends and vodka, and the best times usually include both.”
 
Twitter
Subir Arora
@subweiser
There are only two absolutes in life: friends and vodka. And the best times usually involve both!!
2:59 PM · Jun 11, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Carl Frantz
@carlfrantz
There are only two absolutes in life: friends and vodka. And the best times usually involve both – Unknown
12:23 AM · Aug 2, 2009·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
Beluga Martini Bar
@BelugaMartini
There are only two absolutes in life: friends and vodka. And the best times usually involve both” – Unknown….... http://bit.ly/24CucZ
5:11 PM · Oct 7, 2009·Facebook
     
The Dish
National Vodka Day
By Jen S, October 4, 2012, In Dining Occasions
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“There are only two absolutes in life: friends and vodka. And the best times usually involve both.” – Russian Proverb
 
Google Books
The Lazy Hostess
By Babe Scott
London, UK: Transworld Digital
2013
Pg. 221:
“There are only two absolutes in life friends and vodka. And the best times usually involve both.”
—Unknown
     
On Wine and Spirits
JULY 13, 2015
7 Interesting Vodka Quotes Coming Straight Up
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There are only two absolutes in life: friends and vodka. And the best times usually involve both – Unknown
   
Facebook
The Compass Lounge
· December 4, 2015 near Sliema, Malta ·
“There are only two absolutes in life: friends and vodka. And the best times usually involve both”
 
Twitter
Vodka Smirnoff
@iVodkaSmirnoff
“There are only two absolutes in life: friends and vodka. And the best times usually involve both” – Unknown #VodkaBot
11:20 AM · Feb 19, 2020·twittbot.net
 
Twitter
Luv_Vodka
@Luv_Vodka
There are only two absolutes in life: friends and vodka. And the best times usually involve both - Unknown
9:27 PM · Feb 19, 2020·HeadofLettuceMedia