A mole could be cancer—or it could just be a garden animal. “I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden” is a joke that has been printed on many images.
 
“Just went to the doctor & had a suspicious looking mole removed from my leg. The mole was wearing a trench coat & had its hat pulled low” was posted on X/Twitter by Duke Max “Carnival Lawyer” Ash on July 27, 2017. “Went to the hospital to get a suspicious mole checked. Apparently they all look like that and I should’ve just left it in its hole in the garden” was posted on Facebook by Tracie Joy Becker on July 25, 2018. “Went to the doctors yesterday with a suspicious looking mole. He said they all look like that and I should have left him in my garden🤷‍♀️🦡” was posted on Facebook by Sam Caulfied on April 15, 2021.
 
     
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Duke Max “Carnival Lawyer” Ash
@mynameisntdave
Just went to the doctor & had a suspicious looking mole removed from my leg. The mole was wearing a trench coat & had its hat pulled low.
1:06 PM · Jul 27, 2017
     
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Tracie Joy Becker
July 25, 2018 at 4;11 PM ·
Went to the hospital to get a suspicious mole checked. Apparently they all look like that and I should’ve just left it in its hole in the garden.
   
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Michael Leblanc
July 25, 2018 at 4:51 PM ·
Went to the hospital to get a suspicious mole checked. Apparently they all look like that and I should’ve just left it in its hole in the garden.
     
Facebook
Tracie Joy Becker
August 2, 2019 at 6:42 PM ·
Went to the hospital to get a suspicious mole checked. Apparently they all look like that and I should’ve just left it in its hole in the garden…
     
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Burr Cook
March 28, 2020 at 10:13 PM ·
Went to the hospital to get a suspicious mole checked. Apparently they all look like that and I should’ve just left it in its hole in the garden..
 
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garycarr14 autismdad
@garycarr14
I went to the doctors yesterday with a suspicious looking Mole, she told me put it back in my garden and stop wasting her time 👀😁
11:50 PM · Oct 15, 2020 from Coventry, England
         
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Sam Caulfield
April 15, 2021 at 1:28 AM ·
Went to the doctors yesterday with a suspicious looking mole.
He said they all look like that and I should have left him in my garden🤷‍♀️🦡
 
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Nicola Jane Swinney
@NicolaJSwinney
Went to the doctor yesterday with a suspicious-looking mole.
He said they all look like that and I should have left him in my garden.
3:57 PM · Apr 15, 2022
   
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Mobile-Shop Company
@Mobileshopco
Went to the doctors yesterday with a suspicious looking mole. He said they all look like that and I should’ve left him in my garden. #fakenews #FridayVibes
10:56 AM · Jun 10, 2022
 
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
I went to the doctors with a suspicious looking mole.
He said they all look like that and I should take it back to the garden.
5:14 AM · Jun 12, 2022
     
Reddit—Dadjokes
MaxCWebster—May 30, 2023
I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole.
He told me they all look that way and I should have left it in the yard.
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Winterwoollies—July 22, 2023
I went to the Skin Cancer doctor with a suspicious looking mole
But he said they all look like that. You should’ve left him in the garden where he belongs.
   
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Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I went to the Skin Cancer doctor with a suspicious looking mole.
But he said, “They all look like that. You should’ve left him in the garden where he belongs.”
7:18 AM · Jul 22, 2023
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Reader’s Digest
100 Hilarious Clean Jokes for the Whole Family to Enjoy
By Chloë Nannestad
Updated: Apr. 11, 2024
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12. I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He told me they all look that way and I should have left it in the garden.
 
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Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole.
He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.
3:54 AM · May 10, 2024
 
LaffGaff
Suspicious Mole
May 13, 2024 by LaffGaff
I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole.
He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.