“I don’t rise and shine as much as I drag myself out of bed and drink a sh*t ton of coffee” is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Death Wish Coffee Co. on June 14, 2018.
   
   
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Death Wish Coffee Co.
@DeathWishCoffee
I don’t rise and shine as much as I drag myself out of bed and drink a sh*t ton of coffee
7:00 AM · Jun 14, 2018
 
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Enchantment
@sageandspirit2
I don’t rise and shine as much as I drag myself out of bed and drink a shit ton of #coffee.
(The saying is also shown on an image by Death Wish Coffee Co.—ed.)
9:25 PM · Feb 21, 2019
   
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Death Wish Coffee
May 27, 2019 at 9:09 AM ·
Accurate
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I don’t rise and
shine as much
as I drag myself
out of bed and
drink a sh*t ton
of coffee.
 
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Izroth
@420Stoner15
I don’t rise and shine as much as I drag myself out of bed and smoke a shit ton of weed.
4:25 AM · Apr 24, 2020