An irrational fear of buffets is called “zumgphobia.”
 
“You hear about the guy with the irrational fear of buffets? He couldn’t help himself” is a joke that was posted on Facebook by Barry Watson on November 11, 2022. “Did you hear about the guy with an irrational fear of buffets? He couldn’t help himself” was posted on Facebook by Jonathan Campbell on November 12, 2022.
 
     
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Barry Watson is with Van Sawin and Mac McTernen.
November 11, 2022 at 10:24 AM ·
You hear about the guy with an irrational fear of buffets?
He couldn’t help himself
     
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Jonathan Campbell
November 12, 2022 at 10:49 AM ·
Did you hear about the guy who had an irrational fear of buffets?
He couldn’t help himself.
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Taylor Smith
November 12, 2022 at 11:55 PM ·
I have an irrational fear of buffets.
I can’t help myself
 
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SteveE
@wonder95
Did you hear about the guy with the irrational fear of buffets?
He couldn’t help himself.
11:19 AM · Nov 14, 2022
 
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@MediocreJoker85
Did you hear about the guy with an irrational fear of buffets?
He couldn’t help himself.
3:42 AM · Jun 24, 2024
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LaffGaff
Buffet Fear
June 25, 2024 by LaffGaff
Did you hear about the guy with an irrational fear of buffets?
He couldn’t help himself.
 
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Tom Possley
@possltho
Did you hear about the guy with an irrational fear of buffets?
He couldn’t help himself.
10:30 PM · Jun 25, 2024