A football riddle was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 27, 2020:
       
Q: What do you call a person missing 75% of their spine?
A: A quarterback.
   
The same riddle was posted on Reddit—Jokes on the same day, where it was suggested that the answer should be the name of a (mostly spineless) Democrat or Republican politician.
   
     
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/The_Vettel August 27, 2020
What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?
A quarterback.
 
Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine? A quarterback.
3:27 AM · Aug 27, 2020·IFTTT
 
Twitter
IMjustAkid
@Matthew89007111
What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?
A quarterback.
5:00 AM · Aug 27, 2020·Twitter Web App
     
Twitter
Dad Jokes!
@dadgivesjokes
What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?
A quarterback.
5:39 PM · Aug 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Grattsby
@Grattsby
What do you call a man who’s missing 75% of his spine?
A Quarterback.
LMAOOOO
9:46 PM · Aug 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/ExtendedMacaroni August 27, 2020
What do you call a person missing 75% of their spine?
A quarterback
COMMENTS
asIsaidtomyfriend
Thought this was gonna get political