When someone goes to the bathroom to “take a dump,” there is no actual “taking”—except in jokes.
   
“Went to the bathroom earlier and took a poo….not sure whose it was, but it’s mine now” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on October 1, 2020. The same joke was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 8, 2020.
   
   
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/VERBERD October 1, 2020
Went to the bathroom earlier and took a poo….not sure whose it was, but it’s mine now.
 
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Went to the bathroom earlier and took a poo… not sure whose it was, but it’s mine now.
1:49 PM · Oct 1, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
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@guys_and
Went to the bathroom earlier and took a poo….not sure whose it was, but it’s mine now.
3:25 AM · Oct 2, 2020·IFTTT
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/bot_10 October 8, 2020
Went to the bathroom earlier and took a poo….
not sure whose it was, but it’s mine now.
COMMENTS
Takelu2424
What a shitty joke
 
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Went to the bathroom earlier and took a poo…. not sure whose it was, but it’s mine now.
4:39 AM · Oct 8, 2020·IFTTT