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Entry from December 03, 2020
“If I say goodnight & an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied it’s just that I failed”

“If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online it’s not that I lied it’s just that I failed” is a saying that was posted on Twitter by arty on August 28, 2018. Many people cannot resist going back online—and not going to sleep.
 
The tweet has been printed on many images.
 
 
Twitter
arty
@artyintheuk
if I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online it’s not that I lied it’s just that I failed
11:03 PM · Aug 28, 2018·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Rachel Wheeler
@rachelhappyface
If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online I just didn’t want to talk to you anymore but I still want to look at memes…
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arty
@artyintheuk
· Aug 28, 2018
if I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online it’s not that I lied it’s just that I failed
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2:24 PM · Aug 30, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
     
Facebook
BuzzFeed
November 6, 2018 at 5:24 PM ·
“If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online it’s not that I lied it’s just that I failed.”
   
Facebook
Disappear
August 8, 2019 at 10:00 PM ·
If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied it’s that I failed.
   
Twitter
anon
@deaduglyflowers
if I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online it’s not that I lied it’s just that I failed
3:12 AM · Apr 21, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
@SA1FS
If i say goodnight and an hour later you see me online it’s not that i lied it’s just that i failed
9:44 AM · Dec 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Posted by Barry Popik
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