A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
•“Unless you’re music, I don’t want to listen to you in the morning” (5/8)
•“Took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today so I should be able to afford to buy a house any day now” (5/8)
•“Unless you’re music, I don’t wanna listen to you in the morning” (5/8)
•“Why does inclusiveness include everything except opposing views?” (5/8)
•Entry in progress—BP23 (5/8)
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“A tax loophole benefits the other guy; if it benefits you, it’s tax reform”
“The tax code is longer than the Bible, but without the good news”
“Americans talk dry, but drink sweet” (wine adage)
“Golf is like taxes” (joke)
“Teach your children about taxes—eat 30% of their ice cream”
“Children may be deductible, but they are still taxing”
Senioritis
“Tops are a process and bottoms are an event” (Wall Street adage)
“Old fishermen never die—they just lose their bobbers”
“The house isn’t under construction—kids just live here”
Genitalian (someone who votes based on a candidate’s sex)
“Why did they stop selling beer at the baseball park?” (joke)
“Golf is tee-rific” (“Golf is tee-rrific”)
“Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?” (joke)
“Red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you”
“Why is it that our nose runs, but our feet smell?”
“Ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad”
“May our home know joy, each room hold laughter”
“Fencing takes two lifetimes to master”
“Dressage takes two lifetimes to master”
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