A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
•“I’m thinking about getting a pet to take jogging with me. Maybe a turtle” (5/11)
•“Sometimes I just want to grab my 7 dollars and run away” (5/11)
•“Sometimes I just want to grab my 3 dollars and run away” (5/11)
•“What was the hackers’ rehabilitation meeting called?”/“Anonymous Anonymous.” (5/11)
•“Unless you’re music, I don’t want to listen to you in the morning” (5/8)
More new entries...

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“Why did the turtle cross the road?”/“To get to the Shell station.”
“Where did the kittens go on their class trip?”/“To a mewseum.”
“My TV keeps changing the channels by itself every few seconds. It’s an ADHD TV”
“A corn maze is a maize maze”
“Tried to start a dating site for chickens, but it didn’t work out. It was hard to make hens meet”
“Froot Loops are just gay Cheerios”
“What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie?”/“Ships Ahoy!”
“What does a cannibalistic cow eat?”/“Can o bull.”
“My dad’s brother eats loads of pasta. He’s my carbuncle”
“What does a vegan pirate do in jail?”/“Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!”
“Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?”/“To get to the other cyanide.”
“The font family changed their TV today. It wasn’t working with their Arial”
“Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again?” (riddle)
“Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the Olympics? It fell at the final curdle”
“A golf course is a site to be holed”
“How come, if ants are always so busy, they always get time to show up at picnics?”
“What do you call an alien who eats too much cheese, egg yolks & animal fat?”/“An extra cholesterol”
“The most unrealistic thing about Monopoly is the free parking”
“Human statue street performers can be made to move by taking money out of the hat”
Girther (someone suspicious about another’s weight)
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