A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“Do you deliver?”/“No, but we do chicken, lamb and fish.”
“What did one wall say to the other wall?”/“Meet me at the corner.”
“I tried to write a drinking song once, but I couldn’t get past the first bar”
“Giant cannibals were soaking me in vinegar when I shouted, ‘Pickle someone your own size!’”
“I tried to write a drinking song once, but I couldn’t get past the first bar”
“How do comedians send messages?”/“By tee-hee mail.”
“Are we there, Yeti?”
“Never forget that the human race with technology is just like an alcoholic”
“I tried to write a drinking song once, but I couldn’t get past the first bar”
“What do you call two pints of strict rules?”/“A quart of law.”
Big Greasy (New Orleans nickname)
“The ice age walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
“This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you”
Jump City (New Orleans nickname)
“A man walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman…” (bar joke)
“All suspect milk is innocent until proven guilty in a quart of law”
“A Sunday well spent brings a week of content”
“A man walks into a bar and sees a smartly dressed woman…” (lawyer joke)
“Tootsie Rolls are just chocolate Starbursts”
“Having a beer for breakfast is totally acceptable in an airport”
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