A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce”
“Radio stations will interrupt the music to let you know the music is uninterrupted”
“That awful moment when you realize you left your to-go box on the table at the restaurant”
“Yes, break-ups suck, but have you ever left your to-go box on the table at a restaurant?”
“My friend is a qualified greengrocer. He has lettuce after his name”
“My friend has just passed his master’s degree in salad studies. He now has lettuce after his name”
“Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some music and handle it”
“Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it”
“Put your hair in a bun, drink some coffee and handle it”
“What goes great with a Coronavirus?”/“Lime disease.”
“What goes great with a Coronavirus?”/“Lyme disease.”
“Put your hair up in a bun, drink some coffee and handle it”
“A thief believes everybody steals” (proverb)
“You can say ‘have a nice day,’ but ‘enjoy your next 24 hours’ sounds threatening”
“Turning on your lights and sirens after you lose a drag race is just poor sportsmanship”
“Turning on your lights and sirens after losing a drag race is just poor sportsmanship”
“Turning on your lights and siren after you lose a drag race is just poor sportsmanship”
“Turning on your lights and siren after losing a drag race is just poor sportsmanship”
“What did one potato chip say to the other?”/“Shall we go for a dip?”
“For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me ‘the most secretive guy’ in the office” (joke)
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