A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
•“My financial status: I just rinsed off a paper plate” (6/26)
•“Remember now, it’s important to get those 8 hours of coffee every day” (6/26)
•“Make sure to get 8 hours of coffee a day” (6/26)
•“Feeling a crunch in a non-crunchy food is one of the most terrifying experiences you can have while eating” (6/26)
•Entry in progress—BP55 (6/26)
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“The truth will set you free. Except on Facebook, where it will get you a 30-day ban”
“If anyone needs copies of Osteopath Monthly, I have back issues”
“No recommended daily amount of fish oil has been codified”
“Somewhere, someone is showering with a mask on. I just know it”
“A man walks into a bar in New Orleans…” (bar joke)
“What do you call a killing before yoga practice?”/“A pre-meditated murder.”
“I’m adding ‘showed up for work during the apocalypse’ to my résumé”
“If anybody needs copies of Osteopath Weekly, I have back issues”
“It’s no longer 5 o’clock somewhere. It’s 2020 everywhere, so drink whenever you want”
“A man walks into a bar and asks for a Corona and two Hurricanes…” (bar joke)
“A gun in the hand is worth more than the entire police force on the phone”
“A gun in the hand is worth the entire police force on the phone”
“I’d rather have a gun in my hand than a cop on the phone”
“A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone”
“A gun in the hand beats a cop on the phone”
“I’d rather have a gun in the hand than a cop on the phone”
“Fish n’ chips should always come with tartar sauce. It’s basically codified law”
“A gun in the hand is better than two cops on the phone”
“Almonds are good for when I want to have a healthy snack and want to stop having twelve dollars”
“If you’re ever feeling useless, remember that bags of ice have nutritional information”
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