A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money & your wife is still around”
“A ton of money” (a large amount of money)
“A tragedy is a ship full of bankers sinking. A catastrophe is when they can all swim”
“A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty”
“About the time we think we can make both ends meet, somebody moves the ends”
“Act your wage”
“Adults are just kids who owe money”
“Adults are just kids with money”
“Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse”
“All bets are off in bankruptcy”
“All currencies eventually go to zero”
“All gaps eventually get filled”
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy”
“All I want is a two-income household and to live alone”
“All money is both ‘hard’ and ‘easy’—hard to get and easy to spend”
“All the gold in Fort Knox” (a large sum of money or riches)
“Always Be Closing” (“ABC” of selling)
“Always borrow money from a pessimist—he doesn’t expect to be paid back”
“Amateurs manage money by taking risk; professionals manage risk by taking money”
“Amateurs open the market, but professionals close it” (Wall Street adage)
“America’s Labor Bank” (Amalgamated Bank)
“An accountant is a man hired to explain that you didn’t make the money you did”
“An accountant is someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had”
“An actuary is a someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn’t have the personality for it”
“An economist finds something working in practice and wonders if it will work in theory”
“An economist is a man who knows tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today”
“An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible”
“An economist’s guess is liable to be as good as anybody else’s”
“An expensive laxative will give you a run for your money”
“An income is what you can’t live without or within”
“An investment banker has good news and bad news” (joke)
“An investment portfolio is like a bar of soap; the more you touch it, the smaller it gets”
“And it’s gone” (money quickly lost)
“And so ends another week without me becoming unexpectedly rich”
“Angel investors imply the existence of devil investors”
“Another day, another dollar”
“Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire”
“Anyone can steer the ship in calm waters”
“Anyone else need their money facing the same way, right side up to prevent the world from exploding?”
“Anyone who lives within his means suffers from a lack of imagination”
“Anything is deductible until you’re audited”
“Anything worth doing is worth doing for money”
“Apple farmers in upstate New York were involved in cider trading”
“As an adult, checking the bank account is the equivalent of checking for monsters under the bed”
“As January goes, so goes the year” or “January Barometer” (Wall Street proverb)
“As safe as the Bank of England”
“Ask for money and you get advice; ask for advice and you get money”
“Asking me if I’m hungry is like asking me if I want money”
“Assume you have a can opener” (economics joke about opening a food can)
“At the start of this new year, I am leaving my past behind me. So if I owe you some money…”
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