A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“I must have money because I still have checks left”
“I never realized how short a month is until I started paying bills”
“I never realized how short a month was until I started paying bills”
“I only accept apologies in cash”
“I only carry rare coins. I have no common cents”
“I only practice safe sex in bank vaults”
“I owe, I owe, so off to work I go”
“I pay too many bills to be paying attention to people that don’t pay my bills”
“I pay too many bills to be paying attention to shit that don’t pay my bills”
“I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company. I’m now the main stake holder”
“I recently came into a large sum of money” (joke)
“I remember when I was broke. I’m still broke that’s why I remember so well”
“I remember when I was poor. I’m still poor that’s why I remember so well”
“I saw a bank that said ‘24 Hour Banking,’ but I don’t have that much time”
“I saw a sign in a shop window that read ‘Pay No Interest.’ So I carried on walking”
“I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left”
“I take my paycheck to the bar because that’s better than drinking a loan”
“I think about winning the lottery way too much for someone that don’t buy lottery tickets”
“I think about winning the lottery way too much for someone who doesn’t even play it”
“I think I’m pretty smart until I’m asked to tap to pay for something- here? where? here? do it again? did that work?”
“I tried to buy a life insurance policy, but they just laughed and said I need to get a life first”
“I tried to re-marry my ex-wife, but she figured out I was only after my money”
“I walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read, ‘One day, this could be you’”
“I was born at night, but not last night”
“I was born to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money”
“I was feeling lonely so I bought some shares. It’s nice to have a bit of company”
“I was going to tell a finance joke, but then again, it would bear no interest to you”
“I was meant to be rich, I just know it. I can tell by the way I spend money”
“I was meant to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money”
“I wish I was rich” (genie joke)
“I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket”
“I wish out of sight out of mind applied to bills”
“I wish the bags under my eyes had money in them”
“I woke up this morning to a robber in my house searching for money. I joined him”
“I wonder how much money I could save if I wasn’t a fucking idiot”
“I wouldn’t start from here” (joke)
“I’d be a bum on the street with a tin cup if the markets were always efficient” (Warren Buffett)
“I’d rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook”
“I’d rather have four quarters than a hundred pennies”
“I’m a dollarbetic because I don’t feel good when my money low”
“I’m a millennial, so my retirement plan is societal collapse”
“I’m a trust fund baby. My parents trust me to fund myself”
“I’m a trust fund baby. My parents trusted me to go fund myself”
“I’m being fisted by the invisible hand”
“I’m filthy, stinking rich. Well, two out of three ain’t bad”
“I’m having an out-of-money experience”
“I’m in so much debt, I could start a government”
“I’m looking for a girl who loves me for my money, but isn’t good at math”
“I’m looking for a woman who loves me for my money, but isn’t good at math”
“I’m looking for someone who loves me for my money, but isn’t good at math”
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