A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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•“I do enjoy playing ‘telekinetic snooker.’ However, you’ve got to be in the right frame of mind for it” (5/4)
•“What do you call a cynical cow?”/“Sour cream.” (5/4)
•“Soft taco, warm taco, little ball of meat. Happy taco, sleepy taco, eat, eat, eat” (5/4)
•Entry in progress—BP27 (5/4)
•Entry in progress—BP26 (5/4)
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Entries in the category Media/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet
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“Accidentally just closed 32 tabs on my computer browser…”
“Adam and Eve: The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions”
“Adblock should buy out Times Square and replace signs with ‘This ad blocked by Adblock’”
“Adult friendship is really just shooting off texts like yes hello I’m not dead yet can I arrange to see you in four to six weeks”
“Afraid of not getting what you ordered with online shopping? Try online dating!”
“After I drink coffee, I show my empty mug to the IT guy and say I’ve successfully installed Java”
“After spending any amount of time on social media you can understand…”
“Alcohol increases the size of the ‘send’ button by 90%”
“Alexa, check my bank balance and tell me which Apple product can I buy?”/“Apple juice.”
“All I could get on screen were pics of plates of stew. Turned out to be a wireless hotpot”
“All my passwords are protected by amnesia”
“All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors”
“All publicity is good publicity” (“There is no such thing as bad publicity”)
“Always Be Clicking” (“ABC” of the Internet)
“Am I supposed to ask for followers? Asking for a friend”
“Amazon fire, Apple air, Google earth—now it’s time for Microsoft water”
“An amateur photographer worries about equipment…” (photography aphorism)
“An SEO copywriter walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house…” (joke)
“Any writing problem is a reporting problem”
“Anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?”
“Anyone fell in love with me yet or do I gotta keep posting memes”
“Anyone who ever worked at Twitter is now either an ex-employee or an X employee”
“Apparently it takes men longer to shop on the internet than at an actual store”
“April 1st: the only day people critically evaluate things on the internet before believing them”
“April Fool’s Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles”
“April Fools’ Day is over. Everything on the internet is true again!”
“Are you allowed to go into Starbucks if you don’t have an Instagram account?”
“Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics…”
“Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement—just click on ‘I agree’”
“As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself you can’t trust Google Maps”
“Astronauts use Linux because you can’t open Windows in space”
“At this point, I only trust people who have been canceled, banned, deleted or have been in fb jail”
“Autocomplete is the bake of my existence”
“Autocorrect and I have a love hat relationship”
“Autocorrect can be your worst enema”
“Autocorrect is the bake of my existence”
“Autocorrect makes me type things I didn’t Nintendo”
“Baby Yoda implies the existence of a Sporty Yoda, Scary Yoda, Ginger Yoda, and Posh Yoda”
“Bank account looking like everybody getting a text message for Christmas”
“Be a good person in real life, not in social media”
“Be a good person in real life, not just on social media”
“Be a good person in real life. I promise you none of this social media shit matters”
“Be a good person in real life. I promise you none of this social media stuff matters”
“Be a good person in real life. None of this social media shit matters”
“Be a good person in real life. None of this social media stuff matters”
“Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever”
“Be the reason why someone gets mad over a fucking meme”
“Be the reason why someone gets mad over a meme”
“Be the reason why someone has to take a break from social media”
“Because of smart phones my thumbs now have biceps”
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