A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entries in the category Food/Drink
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“Vegetables are just crunchy water”
“Vegetarian bacon is a goddamn hate crime”
“Vegetarian chili is just bean curry”
“Vegetarian: an old Indian word for bad hunter”
“Velveeta is the Spam of cheese”
“Velveeta is the Spam of cheeses”
“Velveeta is to cheese what Spam is to ham”
“Velveeta is to cheese what Spam is to meat”
“Vimto is a poor man’s Ribena”
“Vinegar (wine’s angry brother)”
“Virgin Margarita? You mean green sadness water?”
“Visualize Whirled Peas” (“Visualize Word Peace” pun)
“Vitamin B? You mean beer?”
“Vodka (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
“Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka”
“Vodka has never been recalled for E. coli. Just saying”
“Vodka helps me appreciate the little things in life, like shot glasses”
“Vodka helps me appreciate the small things in life, like shot glasses”
“Vodka helps me appreciate the smaller things in life, like shot glasses”
“Vodka is healthy if you call it potato juice”
“Vodka is just angry water”
“Vodka is just awesome water”
“Vodka is just old potato juice”
“Vodka is just potato juice”
“Vodka is just spicy potato juice
“Vodka is karaoke fuel”
“Vodka is practically a health drink if you just call it ‘potato juice’”
“Vodka is vegan”
“Vodka isn’t a liquid. It’s a solution”
“Vodka mixes well with everything. Except decisions”
“Vodka pays the bills”
“Vodka sausages are the Absolut wurst”
“Vodka! Tequila! Whiskey! I call the shots!”
“Vote with your fork”
“Waffles are essentially a series of miniature edible bowls that hold maple syrup”
“Waffles are just pancakes with abs”
“Waffles are just pancakes with an Instagram filter”
“Waffles are just pancakes with bones”
“Waffles are just pancakes with tiny bowls for syrup”
“Waffles are plates that are full of bowls”
“Wagon Wheels are British s’mores”
“Wagon Wheels are just cold s’mores”
“Wait an hour after eating before going swimming”
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!”
“Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my alphabet soup?”/“Seems like he’s sending an S.O.S.”
“Waiter’s-thumb-in-the-soup” jokes
“Wake up and smell the bagels”
“Wake up and smell the breakfast tacos”
“Wake up and smell the coffee”
“Wake up and spill the coffee”
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