A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
•“Rotate my tires? I rotate them every time I drive!” (5/13)
•“Fast food restaurants should have a third window where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window” (5/13)
•“McDonald’s should have a 3rd window, where you can trade in all the wrong shit they gave you at the second window” (5/13)
•“Fast food restaurants need a third window where you can trade in all the wrong food they gave you at the second window” (5/12)
•“I hate it when TV shows say they contain ‘adult situations’ but then don’t show anyone going to work, paying their bills…” (5/12)
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“Salad dressing implies the existence of salad undressing”
“Salad dressing is just leaf sauce”
“Salad dressing is just lettuce gravy”
“Salad dressing is just lettuce sauce”
“Salad is just lettuce nachos”
“Salad isn’t food—it’s what food eats” (“Vegetables are what food eats”)
“Salads are just lettuce nachos”
“Salads are just veggie nachos”
“Salivating is just your mouth getting horny for food”
“Salsa from New York City?” (Pace picante sauce commercials)
“Salt and sugar look the same. Be careful who you trust”
“Salt is just angry sugar”
“Salt is just tasty rocks”
“Salt jokes are sodium funny”
“Salt puns are sodium funny”
“Salt, sugar, sex—the deeper you go, the sweeter it gets”
“Sandwiches need chips, shoulders do not”
“Sarcasm is just intelligence dipped in hot sauce”
“Sarcasm is just intelligence with extra gravy”
“Sarcasm is the sour cream of wit”
“Sauerkraut and bacon drive all care away”
“Sauerkraut is German kimchi”
“Sauerkraut is just European kimchi”
“Sauerkraut is just white people kimchi”
“Sausage flavored vodka: Absolut Wurst”
“Sausages are just meat bananas”
“Save a cow—eat a vegetarian”
“Save a turkey. Eat a pie”
“Save a turkey. Eat a pizza”
“Save a turkey. Eat a taco”
“Save the ales”
“Save The Date. And any other endangered fruit”
“Save the earth—it’s the only planet with chocolate”
“Save water. Drink champagne”
“Save your tears for your pasta water”
“Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast. Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon”
“Saw a pack of gummy worms that read ‘No artificial flavor’...”
“Say ‘Cheese!’”
“Saying ‘drugs and alcohol’ is like saying ‘vegetables and potatoes’”
“Scalloped potatoes don’t contain any seafood. This is clearly false advertising”
“Scallops are just savory marshmallows”
“Scallops are the marshmallows of the sea”
“Scallops are the tater tots of the ocean”
“Scallops are the tater tots of the sea”
“Science may never come up with a better office communications system than the coffee break”
“Scotch is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again”
“Scotch tape doesn’t even taste like scotch”
“Scotch tape implies the existence of Bourbon tape”
“Scotch tape implies the existence of vodka tape”
“Scrambled eggs should be spelled dcrbmlaes gegs”
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