A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“If I don’t find a pot of gold today, I’ll settle for a pot of coffee”
“If I drink alcohol, I’m an alcoholic; if I drink Fanta, am I fantastic?”
“If I eat a Dum Dum and a roll of Smarties, will they cancel each other out?”
“If I go missing, put my photo on a wine bottle so my friends will know to look for me”
“If I had a nickel for every bread pun, I’d have a pun per nickel” (pumpernickel joke)
“If I had a penny for every time I said ‘diet starts tomorrow,’ I’d afford lipo”
“If I had any self-control, I’d probably eat that, too”
“If I had some bread, I could make a ham sandwich—if I had some ham”
“If I had some ham,  I could have ham and eggs—if I had some eggs”
“If I had some ham, I could make a ham sandwich—if I had some bread”
“If I had super powers, I would only use them for baked goods and never for baked evils”
“If I had to stir it, it’s homemade”
“If I have to stir it, it’s homemade”
“If I hid a handgun in a bowl of guacamole, would it be called glockamole?”
“If I knew you were coming, I’d have baked a cake”
“If I offer to do something for you in exchange for calamari, that’s known as a squid pro quo”
“If I say ‘I could eat,’ we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person”
“If I say ‘I’m hungry,’ we got about 27 minutes until I’m a different person”
“If I sit in rice, will it fix me?”
“If I stirred it, it’s homemade”
“If it ain’t burnt, momma didn’t cook it”
“If it came from a plant, eat it; if it was made in a plant, don’t”
“If it fits in a toaster, I can cook it!”
“If it grows together, it goes together” (food and wine adage)
“If it involves fireworks, summer nights, barbecues, beer, and freedom, count me in”
“If it looks like a beer, and tastes like a beer, it must be a beer”
“If it looks like piss, smells like piss and tastes like piss—then it must be Budweiser”
“If it swims, serve Fino; if it flies, serve Amontillado; if it runs, serve Oloroso”
“If it tastes good, spit it out” (diet advice)
“If it weren’t for caffeine, I’d have no personality whatsoever”
“If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever”
“If knives and forks are cutlery, spoons are scooplery”
“If life gives you gators, make Gatorade”
“If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic”
“If life gives you onions, make onionade”
“If life hands you gators, make Gatorade”
“If life hands you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys/salsa/tomato sauce”
“If Lunchables exist, why don’t Breakfastables and Dinnerables?”
“If Manwich changed their recipe, would it be called Tranwich?”
“If maple syrup is tree blood, can vegans and vegetarians eat it?”
“If mashed apples are applesauce, why aren’t mashed potatoes called potatosauce?”
“If mashed apples is apple sauce, then mashed potatoes is potato sauce”
“If money can’t buy happiness, explain motorcycles and beer”
“If Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head are no longer male and female, does this mean no more tater tots?”
“If my last name was Pepper, you can bet your ass I’d have gone to medical school”
“If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?”
“If only vegetables smelt as good as bacon”
“If oranges could talk, what language would they speak?”/“Mandarin.”
“If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?”
“If people make you sick, then maybe you should cook them longer”
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