A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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•“Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain” (4/30)
•“There is no worse feeling than spending money on disappointing food” (4/30)
•“There’s nothing worse than spending money on disappointing food” (4/30)
•“You know you’re over 30 when you now clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to” (4/30)
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“Decaf? You mean broken coffee”
“Decaffeinated coffee is just brown sadness water”
“Decaffeinated coffee is just dirty water”
“Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister”
“Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle”
“Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend”
“Deck the halls with matzo balls”
“Definition of a pickle: A cucumber soured by a jarring experience”
“Dementia can lead to obesity. Especially if you keep forgetting you’re on a diet”
“Democracy, whiskey, sexy”
“Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance. The five stages of realizing you’re out of wine”
“Depression is the toothpaste to the sweet orange juice that is life”
“Depresso: when you’ve run out of coffee. Represso: when you refuse to talk about it”
“Depresso: When you’ve run out of coffee”
“Desserts” is “stressed” spelled backward
“Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans”
“Diarrhoea Is A Really Runny Heap Of Endless Amounts” (“diorrhoea” backronym)
“Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?”/“No, they had an apple.”
“Did anyone ask cauliflower if it wanted to be all these things?”
“Did I invite you to my barbecue? No! Then why are you all up in my grill?”
“Did you eat the leftovers I was saving in the fridge?”/“No, I ate them in the living room.”
“Did you ever notice that there are no recipes for leftover chocolate?”
“Did you ever stop to think that maybe coffee is addicted to ME?”
“Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped”
“Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit!”
“Did you hear about the barista who became really buff? She’s been working on her French press”
“Did you hear about the bread maker who was into BDSM? He was gluten for punishment”
“Did you hear about the cannibal policeman who was arrested for grilling his suspects?”
“Did you hear about the carpenter who drank too many screwdrivers? He got hammered”
“Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the Olympics? It fell at the final curdle”
“Did you hear about the farmer who made gloves out of herbs? He had way too much thyme on his hands”
“Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way”
“Did you hear about the man who invented Life Savers? He made a mint”
“Did you hear about the man who invented Polos? They say he made a mint”
“Did you hear about the new Chinese cookbook? ‘101 Ways to Wok Your Dog’”
“Did you hear about the new low-fat religion? ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buddha’”
“Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?” (joke)
“Did you hear about the vegan transgender? He was a herbefore”
“Did you hear about the world’s largest pickle? It’s a really big dill!”
“Did you hear Spider-Man made himself a winter jacket out of Greek bread? It was a Pita Parka”
“Did you hear that joke about the butter?” (joke)
“Did you hear the joke about the banana peel?”/“Sorry, it must have slipped my mind.”
“Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?”/“It was legend dairy.”
“Did you hear the story of the boy who spoke to legumes? Jack and the Beans Talk”
“Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion”
“Did you know 14 muscles are activated when you pour a cup of coffee? Fitness is my passion”
“Did you know about the Japanese sausage demon? The Pepper Oni”
“Did you know apples are grown on a mountain? It’s called the Apple-achian”
“Did you know Old McDonald’s farm has been taken over by Artificial Intelligence?” (joke)
“Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?”
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