A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them”
“The strongest weapon in the United States is a patriotic American”
“The suck”
“The Supreme Court follows the election returns” (“Judges follow the election returns”)
“The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with tomatoes and sour cream”
“The Supreme Court isn’t final because it’s supreme, it’s supreme because it’s final”
“The system didn’t fail. The system worked. That’s the problem”
“The system isn’t broken. It was built that way”
“The system isn’t broken. It was built this way”
“The system isn’t broken. It was designed that way”
“The system isn’t broken. It was designed this way”
“The system isn’t broken. It was made that way”
“The system isn’t broken. It was made this way”
“The system isn’t broken. It’s fixed”
“The system was never broken. It was built this way”
“The system will have you thinking ‘legal’ means ‘right’, but remember slavery was legal”
“The system works because you work”
“The tax code is longer than the Bible, but without the good news”
“The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back”
“The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad” (joke)
“The thought of going back to life without a mask scares me…” (joke)
“The toilet paper ‘crisis’ confirms that we have more assholes than we thought”
“The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected to office”
“The true administration of justice is the firmest pillar of good government”
“The truth does not require your participation to exist. Bullshit does”
“The truth is extreme. To make it moderate is to lie”
“The truth shall set you free, but first it will shatter your illusions”
“The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable”
“The truth will set you free, but first it will shatter your illusions”
“The TV told me that if I eat bugs and enslave myself on behalf of the ruling 1% that the weather will get gooder….”
“The tv told me that if I eat bugs and pay more money to the government the weather will be gooder”
“The TV told me that if I pay money to the government and accept totalitarian surveillance state the weather will be gooder”
“The TV told me that if I pay money to the government the weather will be gooder”
“The two enemies of the people are criminals and government…”
“The tyrants don’t create the tyranny. Your obedience does”
“The U.S. government is an insurance company with a sideline business in defense”
“The U.S. should add three more states. Because 53 is a prime number. Then they can truly be one nation, indivisible”
“The UN is really just a country club”
“The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced”
“The United States is the greatest country in the nation”
“The United States of America does not have friends; it has interests”
“The unvaccinated are not a threat to society. They are a threat to authority”
“The USA became the land of the free because regular citizens had military-grade weapons”
“The USA is having so many disasters you’d think it was built on ancient Indian burial grounds”
“The USA: A country so great that even her haters refuse to leave”
“The vaccine should be tested on politicians first. If they survive, the vaccine is safe…”
“The Vatican police speak pig Latin”
“The vice presidency is a spare tire on the automobile of government”
“The war machine wins every U.S. presidential election”
“The Washington monument looks nothing like the guy. It looks more like a tribute to Bill Clinton”
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