A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 28, 2017
“You know you’re drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your PIN”

"You know you’re drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number” is a jocular line about confusing the microwave with an ATM machine. “Ever enter your pin to reheat your food in the microwave?” was posted on Twitter on May 19, 2014.

“You know you’re drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number. http://bit.ly/1LqQa0m via @sickipedia” was posted on Twitter on June 20, 2015.


Twitter
Paula Rabe‏
@RabePaula
Ever enter your pin to reheat your food in the microwave?
1:33 PM - 19 May 2014

Twitter
Fresh Stand Up‏
@FreshStandUp
You know you’re drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number. http://bit.ly/1LqQa0m via @sickipedia
8:21 PM - 20 Jun 2015

Twitter
Graeme‏
@g24eme_
You know you’re drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number.
9:28 PM - 20 Jun 2015

Twitter
David Wicks‏
@TheDavidWicks
You know you’re drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number.
10:39 PM - 20 Jun 2015

Twitter
Simon‏
@SimonsJokes
You know you’re drunk when you get home from the pub, put food in the microwave and then enter your PIN number.
3:19 AM - 21 Jun 2015

Reddit—Jokes
You know you’re drunk when…
submitted July 18, 2015 by Battle4Seattle
...you get home, put food in the microwave, and then enter your pin number.

Facebook
You know you are drunk when. (Beer Jokes)
June 22, 2016 ·
You know you’re drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number.

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
You know you’re drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number.
5:56 PM - 27 Jun 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, June 28, 2017 • Permalink