A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 27, 2016
“You don’t need a parachute to skydive” (joke)

"You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice” is a jocular line that has been printed on ecards. The line has been cited in print since at least 1998.


Google Groups: microsoft.public.proxy
|| No email transferring thru Proxy2 server to internal (separate) Exchange5 server.||
Kenneth ‘DZ’ Silver
6/24/98
(...)
you don’t need a parachute to skydive,
you only need a parachute to skydive twice…

Google Groups: microsoft.public.proxy
Possible to map network shares thru Proxy 2 ??
Kenneth ‘DZ’ Silver
6/29/98
(...)
you don’t need a parachute to skydive,
you only need a parachute to skydive twice…

Twitter
Brian
‏@Kateract
‘You don’t need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice.’
5:34 PM - 23 Jan 2007

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
By Geoff Tibballs
London: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2012
Pg. ?:
You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Google Books
5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners
By Grant Tucker
London: The Robson Press
2012
Pg. ?:
You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

reddit
You don’t need a parachute to skydive… (self.Jokes)
submitted May 14, 2013 by kulak
You need a parachute to skydive twice.

reddit
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. (self.Jokes)
submitted March 28, 2016 by IAmNotOnRedditAtWork
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

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