A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 02, 2016
“What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?"/"The turkey.”

A popular riddle about Thanksgiving dinner is:

Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turkey.


The riddle was posted to the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on November 25, 1999.

“What key has legs and can’t open doors?"/"A turkey” is another key/turkey riddle.


Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Gobbling up some puns
Bob C.
11/25/99
(...)
What is the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner?
The tur-key!

Google Groups: rec.autos.makers.vw.aircooled
OT- Thanksgiving humor
kev-ceri
11/20/01
(...)
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY

GOogle Groups: alt.humor.puns
Puns of the Weak 11/29/02
Stan Kegel
11/29/02
(...)
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving?
A tur-key, of course! (Kids Jokes)

22 November 2006, Los Angeles (CA) Times, “The Kids’ Reading Room; Jokes & Riddles,” pg. E24, col. 3:
What’s the key to a successful Thanksgiving dinner? A turkey.
Emily, 6
Gisler Elementary
Fountain Valley

Twitter
pachangadiaries
‏@pachangadiaries
knows what’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The tur-KEY.
3:59 PM - 27 Nov 2008

Teitter
Tooth Fairy
‏@toothfairycyber
Canadians: Thanksgiving Long Weekend:  What is the KEY to the perfect Thanksgiving Dinner?
A: TurKEY !!! ☺
2:19 PM - 11 Oct 2009

Google Books
Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes For Kids
By Peter Crumpton
PeteyRF Creative
2015
Pg. ?:
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turkey!

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, November 02, 2016 • Permalink