A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 17, 2016
“What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?"/"Take him out for pizza and ice cream!”

A riddle about stuffing a turkey is:

Q: What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Take him out for pizza and ice cream!


The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2001.


Google Books
Extremely Good Clean Jokes for Kids
By Bob Phillips
Eugene, OR: Harvest House Publishers
2001
Pg. 102:
Jonah: What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Jordan: You tell me.
Jonah: Take him out for pizza and ice cream!

Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Puns of the Weak 11/29/02
Stan Kegel
11/29/02
(...)
What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Take him out for pizza and ice cream! (Kids Jokes)

Google Groups: alt.mothersuperior
Hide the Silverware (was: Mouton Fur Coat)
Gordon Lee
11/17/03
(...)
The best way to stuff a turkey:  take him out for pizza and ice cream.

Matchdoctor
Short Thanksgiving Jokes
posted 11/25/2008 8:13:58 AM
(...)
What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Take him out for pizza and ice cream!

Twitter
Mona_as_in_Mona/
‏@Monathais
“What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream! “
11:50 AM - 26 Nov 2009

Odyssey
11 Turkey Day Jokes To Use At Dinner
Nov 24, 2015 At Fairleigh Dickinson University
(...)
What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Take him out for pizza and ice cream.

My Town Tutors
School Jokes: Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
Posted on November 1, 2016 by mmolloy
(...)
49. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?… Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream

Twitter
The Xian Satirist
‏@TheXianSatirist
Q: What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Feed him lots of ice cream and pizza!
1:52 PM - 9 Nov 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, November 17, 2016 • Permalink