A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 02, 2017
“What’s the best part about dating a Mets fan?"/"You know she’s not looking for a ring.”

Championship athletes often get rings. A joke about the fans of non-winning teams (the Mets, in this example) is:

Q: What’s the best part of dating a Mets fan?
A: You know she’s not looking for a ring.


“Best thing about dating a Falcons fan? You know she’s not looking for a ring LOL” was posted on Twitter on August 10, 2013. The joke has been printed on several images.


Twitter
Kenny Nguyen‏
@ogKennykat
Best thing about dating a Falcons fan? You know she’s not looking for a ring LOL
5:24 PM - 10 Aug 2013

Twitter
Mr. Met‏
@PhonyMrMet
You know what the best part about dating a Eagles fan is? You know she ain’t looking for a ring.
8:24 PM - 12 Aug 2013

Twitter
Suits‏
@QMart32
The best thing about dating a Jets fan you know she’s not looking for a ring lol
7:55 PM - 12 Aug 2013

Twitter
Dennis Farrell‏
@Dennis77Farrell
Best part of dating a chick who is a NY Jets fan is you know she not looking for a ring.
8:33 PM - 12 Aug 2013

Twitter
Andrés‏
@AndrewwwRod
“@2danielcox2: What’s the best thing about dating a chargers fan? She ain’t lookin for a ring! Hahahahaha” same with the shitty raiders....
9:03 PM - 12 Aug 2013

Twitter
Trisha Parker‏
@t_parka
“The best thing about dating a Cubs fan is you know she’s not looking for a ring”
8:19 PM - 3 Sep 2013

Twitter
Kelly Anne‏
@xoxkelly09xox
“The good thing about dating an eagles fan is you know she’s not looking for a ring"- @DevanneLeigh 😂😂 #funnybutrude
7:27 PM - 27 Sep 2013

Twitter
AgentZero‏
@bodybylou
“If you’re afraid of commitment date a Jets fan, you know they’re not looking for a ring”
3:01 PM - 25 Nov 2014

Reddit—Jokes
What’s the best part about dating a Mets fan?
submitted June 3, 2017 by Stranga_Danga
You know she’s not looking for a ring.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CitySports/Games • Friday, June 02, 2017 • Permalink