Muenster cheese has several “monster” puns. Gouda cheese has several “good” puns. “There’s a muenster under my bed, it doesn’t look very Gouda” was posted on Twitter on April 10, 2013. “‘Be a gouda boy and go to sleep,’ says the Cheese Dad. The Cheese Boy tears up. ‘But there’s a muenster under the bed!’ he cries” was posted on Twitter on March 9, 2014.
“What keeps Gouda up at night? The Muenster under the bed!” was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on December 16, 2017.
Wikipedia: Gouda cheese
Gouda (English: /ˈɡaʊdə/ (About this sound listen), Dutch pronunciation: [ˈɣʌu̯daː] Dutch: Goudse kaas), meaning “cheese from the Netherlands town of Gouda”, is a mild, yellow cheese made from cow’s milk. It is one of the most popular cheeses worldwide. The name is used today as a general term for numerous similar cheeses produced in the traditional Dutch manner.
Wikipedia: Muenster cheese
Muenster (English: /ˈmʌnstər/ or /ˈmʊnstər/) or munster is a semi-soft cheese from the United States. It is thought to be an imitation of the Alsatian washed-rind Munster cheese, introduced by German immigrants. It is distinct from the processed dairy food Sweet Muenster Cheese. Its name is unrelated to the German city of Münster or the Irish province of Munster but to the French city of Munster in Alsace.
Twitter
Chelsea Pritchett
@chelseapritch
There’s a muenster under my bed, it doesn’t look very Gouda.
10:22 PM - 10 Apr 2013
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Ingle Hall at CCU
@IngleHallatCCU
Also, @CCUFoodMan, did you hear about the cheese family whose child was scared to go to bed? He thinks he saw a muenster under the bed
7:44 PM - 18 Jun 2013
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Blind Chow
@BlindChow
“Be a gouda boy and go to sleep,” says the Cheese Dad.
The Cheese Boy tears up. “But there’s a muenster under the bed!” he cries.
11:43 PM - 9 Mar 2014
Twitter
Delphi Freeman
@DelphiFreeman
I wonder what it would be like to sleep on a cheese bed, and if I did what kind? Medium soft cheese like Fontina w Muenster under the bed! 😂
1:55 AM - 26 Jun 2015
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@yallsopinions
Q: Why was the lactose intolerant kid scared to go to sleep at night?
A: Because he was afraid of the Muenster under the bed.
Too Cheesy?
2:03 PM - 6 Jan 2017
Reddit—Dad Jokes
What keeps Gouda up at night? (self.dadjokes)
submitted December 16, 2017 by acnine
The Muenster under the bed!
The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day
Saturday, December 16, 2017
What keeps Gouda up at night?
The Muenster under the bed!
Posted by Tim Wycislak at 7:16 AM
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