A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 19, 2017
“What if it doesn’t want to be called hot sauce? What if it wants to be called beautiful sauce?”

Is the term “hot” sexist? “What if it doesn’t want to be called hot sauce? What if it wants to be called beautiful sauce?” is a jocular saying that has been printed on GIFs. “What if it doesnt want to be called hot sauce???? what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce” was posted on Twitter on March 17, 2013.


Twitter
hannah
‏@HarrySexyHair
No girl wants to be called hot, she wants to be called beautiful and if your truly a man you’ll see she really is beautiful
3:40 AM - 9 Jun 2012

Twitter
Jennifer
‏@jennstur
“@teenpuke: what if it doesnt want to be called hot sauce???? what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce”
10:33 PM - 17 Mar 2013

Twitter
roo
‏@rykayy
“@teenpuke: what if it doesnt want to be called hot sauce???? what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce” @Bubbathegoat
10:34 PM - 17 Mar 2013

Twitter
Rachel Meyer
‏@RachellMeyer
“@teenpuke: what if it doesnt want to be called hot sauce???? what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce”
10:34 PM - 17 Mar 2013

Twitter
no
‏@tbhjuststop
what if it doesnt want to be called hot sauce???? what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce
8:24 PM - 24 Jun 2013

Twitter
Barney Stinson
‏@itsBroStinson
What if it doesn’t want to be called hot sauce? What if it wants to be called beautiful sauce.
4:01 PM - 1 Jan 2014

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
Maybe the reason hot sauce has so much pain is because it wants to be called beautiful sauce just once.
submitted September 23, 2015 by MrMacca1999

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, January 19, 2017 • Permalink