A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 27, 2016
“What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?"/"Meals on wheels.”

A cannibal riddle is:

Q: What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
A: Meals on wheels.


The joke has been cited in print since at least 2003.


Wikipedia: Meals on Wheels
Meals on Wheels is a programme that delivers meals to individuals at home who are unable to purchase or prepare their own meals. The name is often used generically to refer to home-delivered meals programmes, not all of which are actually named “Meals on Wheels”. Because they are housebound, many of the recipients are the elderly, and many of the volunteers are also elderly but able-bodied and able to drive wheeled vehicles.

Google Books
The World’s Funniest Monster Jokes for Kids
By Guy Campbell, Mark Devins and Paul Moran
London: Egmont
2003
Pg. 54:
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels!

4 May 2003, Northwest Herald (Woodstock, IL), “20 Questions With...Allie Leight,” pg. B2, col. 4:
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?—“Meals on wheels!”

Google Books
Penguin Pocket Jokes
By David Pickering
New York, NY: Penguin Books
2006
Pg. ?:
What does acannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels.

Google Groups: Palace of Adult Humor
Cannibals Jokes
Dangermo...@aol.com
10/30/06
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels!

Twitter
Kathleen
‏@kyhco2
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels!
10:23 AM - 25 Sep 2009

Google Books
Sports Jokes
By Jeo King
marine Publishing
2016
Pg. ?:
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels.

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Published on Jan 22, 2016
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, December 27, 2016 • Permalink