A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 21, 2017
“What do you call bread with your toe jam spread all over it?"/"Toest.”

A riddle was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 22, 2017:

Q: What do you call bread with your toe jam spread all over it?
A: Toest (toast).


“Toe jam” and “toest” have been a combination since at least 2007, before they were combined into the form of a riddle.


Yahoo! Answers (January 6, 2007)
How many calories does toe jam have ? and its it better on toast or crackers ?
Answers
Unless you are really consuming a LOT of it, I don’t think you really have to worry about the calories (bigger problems here than calories). You would just count the calories in whatever you choose to eat it with. I would recommend TOEst over the crackers. LoL. =)

Wiktionary: toe jam
Noun
toe jam
(countable and uncountable, plural toe jams)
1. (uncountable, slang) Sticky matter accumulated between digits of a foot.

Daisy the Curly Cat
TUESDAY, JUNE 3, 2008
Raisin “Toest.” With Jam.
This is my back foot. Since I am a Calico cat, I have multi-colored toes. I have one raisin toe on each foot. Do you see the raisin-y one?
(...)
COMMENTS
Kimo & Sabi said...
You have furry cute toesies - but we hope you don’t gots toe jam.
JUNE 3, 2008 AT 6:15 PM

Rex Parker Does the NY Times Crossword Puzzle
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2009
(...)
7D: Digital detritus (toe jam) — I have Not had breakfast yet. Come on!
(...)
COMMENTS
andrea jew michaels 1:32 AM
@darkman
don’t you mean toejam on your toest?

Twitter
RiRi ❄‏
@ayeRiRi
Replying to @No_Play_Toy
@No_Play_Toy I didnt say anything!! *feeds #ThatToe some toest w/toe jam*
7:01 PM - 24 Mar 2011

Twitter
Kalli Bo Balli‏
@KJn4boyz
Replying to @oddlysaid
@oddlysaid @CarissaFiggins Mmmm… Toe jam on toest.
7:09 PM - 21 Sep 2011

Twitter
John Butler‏
@JackHarryChicka
Toe jam tastes so much better on toest.
7:05 PM - 1 Sep 2012

Reddit—Jokes
What do you call bread with your toe jam spread all over it?
submitted July 22, 2017 by TheProfessorOfNames
Toest

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, July 21, 2017 • Permalink