A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from May 26, 2017
“What do vegans say during sex?"/"Artichoke me.”

People who like to eat artichokes don’t necessarily like choking, but there have been several vegan sex jokes. “Kinky vegan: ‘artichoke me daddy’” was posted on Twitter on August 18, 2015. “*vegan girls during sex* ‘artichoke me’” was posted on Twitter by MY NAMES NOT FRACK‏ on April 3, 2016.


Wikipedia: Artichoke
The globe artichoke (Cynara cardunculus var. scolymus) is a variety of a species of thistle cultivated as a food.

The edible portion of the plant consists of the flower buds before the flowers come into bloom. The budding artichoke flower-head is a cluster of many budding small flowers (an inflorescence) together with many bracts, on an edible base. Once the buds bloom, the structure changes to a coarse, barely edible form. Another variety of the same species is the cardoon, a perennial plant native to the Mediterranean region. Both wild forms and cultivated varieties (cultivars) exist.

Twitter
Sexy Ace‏
@SexyAceHearts
Artichoke me during sex--Just kidding. Bitch, get on your knees!
2:42 PM - 5 May 2012

Twitter
Kryzl‏
@fotzyrk
Kinky vegan: “artichoke me daddy”
5:33 PM - 18 Aug 2015

Twitter
Evil Disco Queen‏
@SKlNNYMAN
A GIRL ASKING HER VEGAN BOYFRIEND TO CHOKE HER DURING SEX:
“Babe, please artiCHOKE me”
6:20 PM - 21 Feb 2016

Twitter
MY NAMES NOT FRACK‏
@eeveemo
*vegan girls during sex* “artichoke me”
9:00 AM - 3 Apr 2016

Twitter
MR.MEESEEKS 🌙‏
@ArrietaJeffory
“Vegans be like artichoke me”
5:34 PM - 20 Apr 2016

Twitter
c‏
@charlottesdj
when vegans flirt on tinder: 
“artichoke me im vegan”
10:14 PM - 28 Jun 2016

Twitter
Chad‏
@Chadillac777
Vegans during sex be like “Artichoke me baby!”
3:12 PM - 21 Jul 2016

Twitter
What A Fucking Lad‏
@Sive_Myendeki
*vegans during sex*
“artichoke me”
I’ll be here all week
10:10 AM - 6 Nov 2016

Twitter
poppin tags YSL‏
@chilldarnell
vegans during sex:
“artiCHOKE me daddy”
10:06 PM - 18 Apr 2017

Reddit—Jokes
What do vegans say during sex?
submitted May 27, 2017 by MilkyHotTub
Artichoke me

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, May 26, 2017 • Permalink