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Entry from August 31, 2017
“What did the suicide bomber teacher say to his students?"/"I’m only going to show this once.”

Teachers often say, “Pay attention! I’m only going to do this once!” But what if the teacher is instructing suicide bombers?

A joke was posted on the newsgroup soc.culture.israel on April 4, 2002:

Q: What did the suicide bomber instructor say while demonstrating how to perform their trade?
A: “Now watch closely, because I’m only going to do this once!”



Google Groups: soc.culture.israel
WHAT DID THE SUICIDE BOMBER INSTRUCTOR SAY WHILE DEMONSTRATING HOW TO PERFORM THEIR TRADE?
Anonomoose
4/4/02
WHAT DID THE SUICIDE BOMBER INSTRUCTOR SAY WHILE DEMONSTRATING HOW TO
PERFORM THEIR TRADE?

“NOW WATCH CLOSELY, BECAUSE I’M ONLY GOING TO DO THIS ONCE!”

Google Groups: borland.public.off-topic
Muslim children play at beheading
Abdullah Kauchali
6/26/04
(...)
What did the suicide bomber instructor tell his pupils?
“Watch carefully, I’m only going to do this once.”

Google Groups: aus.politics
Mullahs killed while assembling bomb in a mosque
Kenneth McVay OBC
8/5/08
(...)
I am reminded of a cartoon someone sent me a few years back. I showed three men in Arab garb standing near a sign which said “Suicide Bomber School.”

One man, wearing a suicide vest, was saying, “Pay attention, I am only going to do this once.”

Twitter
Busi Mazibuko‏
@Ceeeeboo
what did the suicide bomber say to his class?...Watch carefully,im only gonna do this once..LOL…
6:30 AM - 18 Oct 2009

Twitter
milk‏
@miilkkk
what did the suicide bomber teacher tell his students?  pay attention because I’m only gonna show u this once.
3:58 PM - 23 May 2010

Cave Views
DEC 27, 2010
Suicide bombers need to be quick learners…
Posted by Perry at 8:53 AM
(A cartoon shows the sign, “Afghanistan School of Suicide Bombers.” The instructor says, “Now pay attention, I’m only going to do this once!”—ed.)

Twitter
PureOldSkoolClassics‏
@pureoldskool
I remember what the last thing my suicide bomber instructor said to me.
“Right everybody! Listen up, I’m only going to show you this once!”
9:44 AM - 18 Nov 2015

Twitter
Dennis Soriano‏
@Bolero74
Q: What does a suicide bomber trainer say to the trainees? A: Watch closely, I’m only going to show you this once…
1:27 PM - 12 Jan 2017

Reddit—Jokes
What did the suicide bomber instructor say…
submitted March 1, 2017 by MilkyGalaxian
I’m only going to show you this once.

Reddit—Jokes
What does a suicide bomber say when he’s teaching class?
submitted September 1, 2017 by raydeep
Pay attention! I’m only going to show this once.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Thursday, August 31, 2017 • Permalink