A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 14, 2017
“The best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap the wife”

"Apparently the best way to get a strong cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So I always slap the wife before she goes into the kitchen!” is a tea joke that has been printed on several images. “Apparently the best way to get a strong cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So I always smack the bitch before she goes in the kitchen” was posted on Twitter on October 7, 2010.

“Apparently the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap my girlfriend’s ass and say, ‘’2 sugar’s fatty!’” was posted on Twitter on January 19, 2011.


Twitter
Karl King‏
@coldlikecustard
Apparently the best way to get a strong cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So I always smack the bitch before she goes in the kitchen
8:32 AM - 7 Oct 2010

Twitter
Graeme Hawkins‏
@GH_09
Apparently the best way to get a strong cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So I always slap the wife before she goes into the kitchen! wink
9:14 AM - 10 Oct 2010

Twitter
Textjoker‏
@textjoker
the best way to get a strong cup of tea, is to agitate the bag. So I always smack the bitch in the gob, before she goes into the kitchen.
6:36 AM - 23 Oct 2010

Twitter
Jimi Walsh‏
@JimiWalsh
Apparently the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag
So every morning I slap my girlfriend’s ass and say, ‘’2 sugar’s fatty!”
3:56 PM - 19 Jan 2011

Twitter
John Edden‏
@johnedden
RT @iWibbly: Tetley say best way to make a cuppa is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap the wife on the arse & say two sugars fatty
7:53 AM - 21 Jan 2011

12 November 2011, Townsville (Queensland) Bulletin, “Junk Femail: by Andy Toulson, pg. 330:
Experts tell us that the best way to make a perfect cup of tea is to agitate the bag.
So, every morning, I shout: “Two sugars, fat arse!”

Facebook
Rude jokes for the over twenties
January 8, 2014 ·
According to tetley the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap the wife on the arse and say two sugars fatty

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
They say the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag.
So I poke the mrs and say put the kettle on fatty.
1:45 AM - 16 Jan 2016

Me.Me
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Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, June 14, 2017 • Permalink