A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 07, 2017
“Sex ed classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for 5 hours straight”

"Sex education classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for 5 hours straight while watching the same cartoon on repeat” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many ecards. The saying was posted on Twitter by Lou Stoolz on October 7, 2013.


Twitter
Lou Stoolz
‏@YeahMikeOxlong
Sex education classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for 5 hours straight while watching the same cartoon on repeat.
4:10 PM - 7 Oct 2013

Twitter
Camilo Pareja
‏@cptlaylow
Sex ed classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for 5 hours straight while watching the same cartoon on repeat.
11:52 PM - 7 Oct 2013

Twitter
aosmon
‏@ado0527
Sex Education Classes in school should consist of listening to a baby cry for 5 hours straight while watching the same cartoon on repeat!
9:58 AM - 8 Oct 2013

BigPineKey.com
Sunday, November 3, 2013
The Coconut Telegraph
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Sexual education classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for five hours straight while watching the same cartoon on repeat.

All That Spam
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Sexual Education Classes In School Should Just Be Listening to a Baby Cry For Five Hours
Sexual Education Classes In School Should Just Be Listening to a Baby Cry For Five Hours straight while watching the same cartoon on repeat.

Funny Status
Sexual education classes in school should just be…
June 4, 2014 Sex Status Updates
Sexual education classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for five hours straight while watching the same cartoon on repeat.

Twitter
Men’s Humor
‏@MensHumor
Sexual education classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for five hours straight while watching the same cartoon on repeat.
4:01 PM - 5 Jun 2014

Twitter
Bill Murray
‏@BiIIMurray
Sexual education classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for five hours straight while watching the same cartoon on repeat.
9:30 AM - 14 Jul 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Tuesday, February 07, 2017 • Permalink