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Entry from October 22, 2016
“No prayer before eating. Here, the chef knows how to cook!” (restaurant joke)

A joke has a husband and wife dining in a restaurant. The wife asks the husband why he doesn’t say a prayer before the meal, as he does at home. “Here, the chef knows how to cook!” the husband replies.

The joke was posted to Twitter on March 16, 2013 and appears to have originated in India.

“My wife is the worst cook in the world. At my house, we pray after we eat” is a related joke from American stand-up comedian Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004).


Twitter
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‏@lolmaal
Couple go for Dinner at Restaurant.Hubby:Let’s Eat.Wife:u say Prayer before Eating at Home.Hubby:Sweetheart,Here the Chef knows how to Cook!
10:46 PM - 16 Mar 2013

Twitter
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‏@Fazee4u
Couple Go For Dinner At Restaurant
Hubby:Let’s Eat
Wife:U Say Prayer Before Eating At Home
Hubby:Sweetheart,Here The Chef Knows How To Cook!
11:46 PM - 16 Mar 2013

Twitter
Hasan Okarci
‏@_hhrokarci_
At the Diner
Man: Let’s eat!
Wife: Honey, you say prayer before eating at home
Man: That’s at home, Here the chef knows how to cook.
9:34 AM - 4 Apr 2013

Twitter
Yash Mishra
‏@yashmishra12
Me: The food looks delicious, lets eat
W: Honey, at home don’t you pray before eating.
Me: Thats at home. Here the Chef knows how to cook.
2:42 AM - 1 May 2013

Google Groups: Hindi Jokes Groups
HUSBAND - 2 - WIFE
Swity Singh
7/15/13
(...)
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that’s at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook!!

News Hour India
Best husband wife jokes – worth Whatsapp
JUNE 15, 2015 BY NEWSHOURINDIA
(...)
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat.”

Wife: honey…..you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that’s at home sweetheart……here the chef knows how to cook.

Reddit
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.
submitted May 22, 2016 by Purple_Poison
As the food was served, the husband said- ‘the food looks delicious, let’s eat.’
Wife: ‘Honey.....you pray before every meal when eating at home’
Husband: ‘that’s at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.’

Reddit
Couple in a Restaurant – Joke
submitted October 22, 2016 by ravisws123
Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…
As the food was served, Husband said: “The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home. Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, October 22, 2016 • Permalink