A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from February 05, 2017
“My internet was down for 5 minutes, so I spoke to my family. They seem like nice people”

Does the internet make people antisocial? A joke has been printed on many ecards:

“My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family… They seem like nice people.”

“My internet went down so had to spend time with my family. They seem like nice people” was posted on Twitter on May 3, 2013.


Twitter
{ESCAPE_THE_MAY}
‏@I_Support_81_
My internet went down so had to spend time with my family. They seem like nice people.
12:34 PM - 3 May 2013

Twitter
Verbal Criminal
‏@iAtharvaGupta
So One Day My Internet Went Down..
And I Had To Spend Time With My Family.
They Seem Like Nice People..
#Boring Holidays
11:56 PM - 3 May 2013

Twitter
Naveen
‏@naveeniium
My Internet went down so i had to chill out with my family… They seem like nice people!!
#ha
11:02 PM - 7 May 2013

Twitter
Sadistic Bacon
‏@YupJustKirsten
Didn’t have wifi for a whole day, I actually left my cave and spent some time with my family. They seem like nice people.
5:44 AM - 16 May 2013

Twitter
The Funny Banana
‏@BananaPeelLOL
Wifi went down and I had to spend time with my family.
They seem like nice people.
6:00 AM - 27 Jun 2013

Twitter
Daniel Zennon
‏@dzennon
Today the Internet went down at work for 30 minutes
I had to talk to my colleagues face to face
They seem like nice people
9:22 PM - 7 Jan 2014

Twitter
sop(hi)e
‏@MedeirosSophie
‘my internet went down for like 5 minutes so i talked to my family they seem like nice people’
2:25 PM - 16 Mar 2014

Twitter
kellie |
‏@bafflinghemmo
my internet has been down so i went downstairs to speak to my family for 5 minutes
they seem like nice people
4:16 PM - 20 Mar 2014

Funny Status
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs…
June 9, 2014 Computer Status Updates
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family… They seem like nice people.

14 November 2014, Fraser Coast Chronicle (Maryborough, Queensland), “Joke of the Day,” pg. 16:
WiFi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.

Facebook
Pakalu Papito
May 29, 2015 ·
Wifi went down for five minutes, so i had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.

Twitter
Bill Murray
‏@BiIIMurray
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family… They seem like nice people.
1:30 PM - 24 Nov 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
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