A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 14, 2017
“My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them”

"My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit/stuff in person” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. “My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person” was posted on Twitter by RoughDiction‏ on September 25, 2009.


Twitter
RoughDiction‏
@roughdiction
My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.
7:58 PM - 25 Sep 2009

Twitter
Jen of Eve‏
@jenerationc
Genuinely LOL’d! RT @roughdiction My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.
7:59 PM - 25 Sep 2009

Funny Status
My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive…
April 20, 2012 Computer Status Updates
My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.

Facebook
SARCASM
August 6, 2013 ·
My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.

Twitter
Joke Authority‏
@JokeAuthority
My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them in person.
6:23 PM - 22 Nov 2015

Twitter
One Liner Jokes‏
@one_jokes
My internet is so slow, it’s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.
10:00 AM - 17 Jan 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Friday, July 14, 2017 • Permalink