A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 08, 2017
“My houseplants probably wouldn’t die so fast if they could scream for food and water like my kids”

"My houseplants probably wouldn’t die so fast if they could scream for food and water like my kids do” is a jocular line that has been printed on several images. The saying probably originated from this ecard on July 27, 2009.


Twitter
Lmasri‏
@lmasri
Layla probably wouldn’t kill so many plants if they could scream for food and water the way my children do.: probably wouldn’t kill so ma..
3:40 PM - 31 Jul 2009

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Kymm St‏
@KymmSt
......probably wouldn’t kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and
water the way my children do.
4:41 AM - 27 Feb 2010

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Marifer Duran‏
@MariferDuran
Probably I wouldn’t kill my office’ plants if they could scream for food and water the way normal children do.
1:51 PM - 23 Mar 2010

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Stuff Stoners Like‏
@stoner_stuff
We probably wouldn’t kill so many pot plants if they could scream for food and water the way our pets and kids do.
11:06 AM - 11 Jun 2010

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Irma Wilde‏
@iiwilde
Probably I wouldn’t kill my office’ plants if they could scream for food and water the way normal children do!
2:36 AM - 29 Sep 2011

Google Books
5,000 Great One Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing
2012
Pg. ?:
I probably wouldn’t kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way my children do.

Me.Me
I PROBABLY WOULDN’T KILL SO MANY HOUSEPLANTS IF THEY COULD SCREAM FOR FOOD AND WATER THE WAY MY KIDS DO THE ONLY REASON WHY MY PLANTS DIE IS THE ONLY REASON WHY MY KIDS LIVE MEME
FOOD SCREAM KIDS LIVE WATER LIVING REASON MOM KIDDING DIEING PROBABLE IFS REASONS MANI PLANTS PLANT DYING FOOD-AND-WATER PLANT SO MANY MY KIDS HOUSEPLANT
FOUND @ 3902 VIEWS ON 2016-06-12 01:28:18 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: IMGUR

Me.Me
MY HOUSEPLANTS PROBABLY WOULDNT DIE SO FAST IFTHEY COULD SCREAM FOR FOOD AND WATER LIKE MY KIDS DO ZIGGY MEME
MEMES SCREAM WATER 🤖 ZIGGY PROBABILITY FAST KID SCREAMING KIDDING DIEING PROBABLE FASTLY FASTING FOOD-AND-WATER MY KIDS HOUSEPLANT
FOUND ON 2016-11-16 18:14:00 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK

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