A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 25, 2017
“My ceiling fan has 3 speeds…” (joke)

Ceiling fans always seem to move too slowly or too fast. A joke has been printed in an image:

“My ceiling fan has 3 settings/speeds:
1) Barely moving.
2) Kinda feels like it’s working.
3) Is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone.”


The joke was posted on Twitter on February 6, 2011, when two speeds were given. The popular “3 speeds” form of the joke was posted on Twitter on August 15, 2012.

“All ice dispensers have only two settings: 1. No ice; 2. Holy Mother of God, that’s too much ice!!!” is a similar joke.


Twitter
Anden Christman‏
@mrschristman27
Apparently my ceiling fan has two speeds :
1 - i’m going to go annoyingly slow
Or
2 - i’m going to rip off the ceiling and kill you
2:34 AM - 6 Feb 2011

Twitter
Jenny‏
@one800jenny
The ceiling fan in my room has two speeds. OFF or OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
6:23 AM - 22 Dec 2011

Twitter
Andy Cranford‏
@andycranford1
my ceiling fan has three speeds. Very slow---slow--- and im about to come the fuck off of the ceiling and kill your ass
9:50 PM - 26 Feb 2012

Twitter
Trey B‏
@aintItTrey
My fan has 3 speeds: 1. way too slow 2. normal and 3. about to fly off the ceiling and murder me in a freak ceiling fan accident
10:22 PM - 20 Jun 2012

Twitter
Lauren Hunter‏
@LaurenHunter_1
My ceiling fan has 3 settings: Barely moving. Kinda feels like it’s working. Fly off the ceiling and kill someone in a freak accident.
12:18 AM - 8 Aug 2012

Twitter
Nate Binkiewicz‏
@NBinkiewicz
My ceiling fan has 3 speeds ;
1.) barely moving
2.) can kind of feel it working
3.) about to fly off the ceiling and kill someone
11:28 AM - 15 Aug 2012

Twitter
Courtney Eden‏
@CourtneyEden93
My ceiling fan has 3 settings
1) barely moving
2) kinda feels like its working
3) it’s going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone!!!!!
5:14 PM - 16 Aug 2012

Twitter
Sarcasm‏
@ComedyPosts
My ceiling fan has 3 speeds:
1) Barely moving.
2) Kinda feels like it’s working.
3) Is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone.
8:10 PM - 17 Feb 2013

Twitter
Not Will Ferrell‏
@WillyFerrell
My ceiling fan has 3 speeds: 1) Barely moving. 2) Kinda feels like it’s working. 3) Is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone.
4:04 PM - 10 Mar 2013

Funny Status
My ceiling fan has 3 speeds: 1) Barely moving. 2)…
May 9, 2013 Misc. Status Updates
My ceiling fan has 3 speeds:
1) Barely moving.
2) Kinda feels like it’s working.
3) Is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone.

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
My ceiling fan has 3 speeds:
1) Barely moving.
2) Kinda feels like it’s working.
3) Is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone.
12:30 PM - 26 Jul 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
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