A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 10, 2015
“I’m trying to kick dairy and now I’ve got the milk shakes”

"I’m trying to kick dairy and now I’ve got the milk shakes” is a jocular one-line saying that was cited on Twitter on September 3, 2014. The joke started to become popular on Twitter on October 21, 2014.


Twitter
Squatchy
‏@Purpell_Nurpell
I’m trying to kick dairy and now I’ve got the milk shakes
5:19 PM - 3 Sep 2014

Twitter
DJ Eric B
‏@djericbmix
I’m trying to kick dairy and now I’ve got the milk shakes.
3:37 PM - 21 Oct 2014

Facebook
Jamesellisfit
October 21, 2014 ·
I’m trying to kick dairy and now I’ve got the milk shakes

Twitter
John Meharg
‏@JohnMehargComic
I’m trying to kick my dairy habit and now I’ve got the milk shakes. #funny #dumbjokes #humor
3:17 PM - 22 Oct 2014

Funny Status
I’m trying to kick dairy and now I’ve got the milk…
October 22, 2014
I’m trying to kick dairy and now I’ve got the milk shakes.

The Troy Murphy Show
Of the Days | Tuesday 28 October 2014
Troy Murphy October 28, 2014
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I’m trying to kick dairy and now I’ve got the milk shakes.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, May 10, 2015 • Permalink