A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 21, 2016
“I’m not an alcoholic. I’m a bartender who works from home”

"I am not an unemployed alcoholic, I am a bartender who works from home” is a jocular line that was cited on Twitter by comedy wirter Richard Day on January 27, 2010.

“I’m not an alcoholic; I’m a bartender who works from home” was cited on Twitter by Adel Alizedeh, a Persian stand-up comedian from Brooklyn, on March 21, 2016.


Twitter
Richard Day
‏@chardday
I am not an unemployed alcoholic, I am a bartender who works from home
12:25 AM - 27 Jan 2010

Twitter
Kristen Kelly
‏@Kay_Kay228
Bartender working from home, I’m doing something wrong.
7:19 PM - 20 Aug 2015
Colonia, NJ

Twitter
Adel Alizadeh
‏@Inf_Adel
I’m not an alcoholic; I’m a bartender who works from home.
2:20 PM - 21 Mar 2016

Twitter
Tw Jokes
‏@StandupandJokes
I’m Not an Alcoholic #standupshots http://ift.tt/1Ug8elS
3:23 PM - 21 Mar 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, March 21, 2016 • Permalink