A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 06, 2016
“If you see a rabbit laying little brown eggs, don’t eat them. It’s not chocolate”

"If you see a rabbit laying little brown eggs, don’t eat them. It’s not chocolate” is a jocular saying that has been a Minions quote. The popular Easter saying was posted on Twitter on April 18, 2011.

“Don’t eat the yellow snow” is a similar saying.


Twitter
Brian Kelly
‏@HiwayBK
RT @justchristinah: If you see a rabbit laying little brown eggs, DONT EAT THEM, its NOT chocolate! LMAO
7:39 PM - 18 Apr 2011

Twitter
Doris Bradds
‏@DEvilnator
If you see a #rabbit laying little brown eggs, DON’T EAT THEM, its NOT #chocolate!  #Gross
8:43 PM - 18 Apr 2011

Twitter
C.G.M Import-Export
‏@MagicSlush
If you see a rabbit laying little brown eggs, DONT EAT THEM, its NOT chocolate!
Happy Easter every Bunny!
2:03 PM - 19 Apr 2011

Google Books
Jokes & Quotes
Compiled by Raymond E. Smith
Inman, SC: Papa’s Book Store
2012
Pg. ?:
“If you see a rabbit laying little brown eggs, don’t eat them, it’s not chocolate.”

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Epic posts
March 31, 2013 ·
If you see a rabbit laying little brown eggs, DONT EAT THEM, it’s NOT chocolate! . . Happy Easter every Bunny!

Janet Simons
EASTER IS THE TIME TO REJOICE AND BE THANKFUL FOR THE GIFT OF LIFE, LOVE AND AND JOY!
March 24, 2016 By Janet Simons
This week I’m sharing a little Easter Bunny Wisdom and humor:

This is the only time of year it’s safe to put all your eggs in one basket. Easter basket
If you see a rabbit laying little brown eggs, don’t eat them, it’s not chocolate.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, December 06, 2016 • Permalink