A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 09, 2017
“If you buy smartwater for $4 a bottle, it’s not working”

Many people believe that smartwater is a waste of money, and is not much better than tap water. “If you’re buy ‘Smart Water’ for $4 a bottle, I’m sorry to tell you, but it’s not working” was posted on Twitter on June 22, 2013. “If you’re one of those people who buy smart water for $4 a bottle, it’s not working” was posted on Twitter on November 21, 2014.

“If you buy a SmartWater for 4$...it’s not working” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on September 9, 2017.


Wikipedia: Energy Brands
Smartwater is distilled water and electrolytes with 10 mg of calcium, 15 mg of magnesium, and 10 mg of potassium per liter. It is available in 600 mL, 700 mL, 850 mL, 1 L, 1.5 L, and 20 oz bottles.

Twitter
🐗 Nathan Rogers ️‏
@WooPigSumo
If you’re buy “Smart Water” for $4 a bottle, I’m sorry to tell you, but it’s not working.
7:06 PM - 22 Jun 2013

Twitter
Mitch‏
@BigxMitchx
I would never buy Smart Water for 4$ a bottle. If your THAT person..I’m sorry to tell you it’s not working
12:13 AM - 23 Jun 2013

Twitter
- Em Jay Be -‏
@mjonn
If you’re one of those people who buy smart water for $4 a bottle, it’s not working.
8:31 PM - 21 Nov 2014

Twitter
Sam Dee Clements‏
@Sam_Dee_C
People that buy “smart” water. It’s clearly not working is it?
3:16 AM - 24 Feb 2015

Twitter
Hangi Tavakoli‏
@HangiProduction
If you’re one of people who buy “smart water” for $5 per bottle, I’m truly sorry to inform you “it’s obviously not working”.
4:00 AM - 29 Apr 2016

Reddit—Oneliners
If you buy a SmartWater for 4$...it’s not working. (self.oneliners)
submitted September 9, 2017 by GenuinePenguin12

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, September 09, 2017 • Permalink