A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 18, 2017
“If snow is made of water and water has no calories, how come snowmen are fat?”

"If snow is made of water and water has no calories, how come snowmen are fat?” is a jocular winter question. The one-liner was posted on Twitter by FunnyOneLiners‏ on December 13, 2010.


Twitter
FunnyOneLiners‏
@Funnyoneliners
If snow is made of water and water has no calories, how come snowmen are fat?
7:09 AM - 13 Dec 2010

Twitter
Mohsin AttaurRahman‏
@iStrides
hmmm RT @funnyoneliners: If snow is made of water and water has no calories, how come snowmen are fat?
7:09 AM - 13 Dec 2010

Yahoo! Answers (December 13, 2010)
“If snow is made of water and water has no calories,then how come all snowmen are fat?”?
“If snow is made of water and water has no calories,then how come all snowmen are fat?”
...and Plz “anomalous behaviour of water” is definitely not be blamed.

Google Books
5,000 Great One Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing
2012
Pg. ?:
If snow is made of water and water has no calories, how come snowmen are fat?

Twitter
PlayVolt‏
@PlayVoltYt
RT @funnyoneliners: If snow is made of water and water has no calories, how come snowmen are fat?
1:00 AM - 16 Dec 2016

Twitter
QwazyQuokka‏
@Girlie4
Snow is made of water & water has no calories… so how come snowmen are fat?
7:33 PM - 9 Sep 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTime/Weather • Saturday, November 18, 2017 • Permalink