A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 12, 2017
“If I had a penny for every time I said ‘diet starts tomorrow,’ I’d afford lipo”

People often tell themselves, “My diet starts tomorrow,” but tomorrow never comes. “If I had a nickle for every time I said ‘The Diet Starts Tomorrow’, I’d have enough for liposuction” was posted on Twitter on December 12, 2011.

“If I had a quid for every time I said ‘diet starts tomorrow’, I’d have enough money for liposuction and the problem would have solved itself” was posted on Twitter on April 19, 2012. “If I had a penny for every time I said “diet starts tomorrow.’ I could afford liposuction” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on August 12, 2017


Twitter
Your Mom‏
@WillWerk4Shoes
if I had a nickle for every time I said “The Diet Starts Tomorrow”, I’d have enough for liposuction
7:52 PM - 12 Dec 2011

Twitter
Sherlock Stardust ✨‏
@Elton_J0hn
If I had a quid for every time I said ‘diet starts tomorrow’, I’d have enough money for liposuction and the problem would have solved itself
11:21 AM - 19 Apr 2012 from Solihull, England

Twitter
Raven Mackenzie‏
@ravenmackenzie
“@UnstableBitch: If I had a nickel for every time I’ve said, “my diet starts tomorrow"” I could afford lipo
7:23 PM - 8 Oct 2012

Twitter
Kerry O’Neill‏
@kerryoneill96
if i had a pound for every time i said ‘diet starts tomorrow’, id use the money to get lipo
1:08 PM - 4 Nov 2012

Twitter
ashlyn mcmanus‏
@AshlynMcManus
Me: Donuts?
Tess: Eh my diet starts tomorrow.
Me: If I had a nickel for every time I said that, I could afford liposuction
@TessWolvert1
9:23 PM - 25 Apr 2013

Twitter
Your Hero‏
@atheos96
Replying to @jennyXwho
@jennyXwho If I had $5 for every time I said “diet starts tomorrow” I could afford some surgical procedure to not need a diet.
4:08 AM - 2 Apr 2014

Reddit—Jokes
If I had a penny for every time I said “diet starts tomorrow”
submitted August 12, 2017 by Hadrianunlimited
I could afford liposuction.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, August 12, 2017 • Permalink