A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from November 19, 2017
“I never use body butter. I don’t want to make myself irresistible to cannibals”

There’s a difference between dairy butter (a food product) and body butter (a skin product), but a joke is:
 
“I never use body butter. I don’t want to make myself irresistible to cannibals.”
 
The joke was posted on Twitter by Mark Campbell on March 16, 2011.
 
 
Twitter
(((Mark Campbell)))‏
@MrWordsWorth
I never use body butter. I don’t want to make myself irresistible to cannibals.
7:53 AM - 16 Mar 2011
 
Twitter
FunnyOneLiners‏
@Funnyoneliners
I never use body butter. I don’t want to make myself irresistible to cannibals.
RT @MrWordsWorth
11:45 AM - 16 Mar 2011
 
Twitter
Mermaid del rio‏
@sereianess
Replying to @Funnyoneliners
Hahahahaha!! RT @funnyoneliners I never use body butter. I don’t want to make myself irresistible to cannibals. RT @MrWordsWorth
11:52 AM - 16 Mar 2011
       
Funny Status
Status Updates for St. Patricks Day and every other day…
March 17, 2011 Facebook Status Updates
(...)
I never use body butter. I don’t want to make myself irresistible to cannibals.
 
Google Books
5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
New York, NY: Skyhorse Publishing
2013
Pg. ?:
I never use body butter. I don’t want to make myself irresistible to cannibals.
 
Twitter
Jokeindex‏
@jokeindex
I never use body butter. I don’t want to make myself irresistible to cannibals. http://jokeindex.com
4:06 PM - 28 Jul 2015

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, November 19, 2017 • Permalink


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