A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 27, 2017
“I know alcohol isn’t the answer, but it’s my best guess”

"I know alcohol isn’t the answer, but it’s always my best guess” is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on many ecards. “I know alcohol is never the answer, but it’s always my best guess” was posted by “Squirt Russell” on Twitter on November 20, 2010.

Similar alcohol one-liners include “Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is ‘What is C2H5OH?‘,“ “I doubt vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot” and “Alcohol is not the answer; it just makes you forget the question.”


Twitter
Squirt Russell
‏@RonnieWK
I know alcohol is never the answer, but it’s always my best guess.
1:56 PM - 20 Nov 2010

Twitter
Sean Traber
‏@iTraber81
Better to guess than to just give up. RT @RonnieWK I know alcohol is never the answer, but it’s always my best guess.
1:57 PM - 20 Nov 2010

Twitter
FunnyOneLiners
‏@Funnyoneliners
I know alcohol is never the answer, but it’s always my best guess.
RT @RonnieWK
7:15 PM - 20 Nov 2010

Twitter
Kenzo P
‏@itzyaboykDuBz
I know alcohol isn’t the answer but its always my best guess
8:15 PM - 20 Nov 2010

Twitter
Sarcasm
‏@ComedyPosts
I know alcohol isn’t the answer, but it’s my best guess.
11:32 PM - 21 Feb 2013

Twitter
Alan Garner
‏@AIanHangover
I know alcohol isn’t the answer, but it’s my best guess.
12:08 AM - 11 Mar 2015

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, January 27, 2017 • Permalink